Where Is My girlfreind

A Man Walks Out Of A Bar, Stumbling Back And Forth With A Key In His Hand. A Cop On The Beat Sees Him, And Approaches.
Cop: “ Can I Help You, Sir? ”
Man: “ Yesssh! Sssshomebody Ssshtole My Car! ”
The Cop Asks: “ Where Was Your Car The Last Time You Saw It? ”
Man: “ It Wasssh At The End Of Thisssh Key! ”
The Cop Next Looks Down And That The Man’s Member Is Being Exhibited For All The World To See.
He Asks The Man: “ Sir, Are You Aware That You Are Exposing Yourself? ”
The Man Looks Down Woefully And Without Missing A Beat, Moans: “ Ohhh God . . . They Got My Girlfriend Too!!! “