Sct:- Kuchh baat kare , time paas ho jayega
Boy:-Kis topic par
Sct:-Nuclear power par
Boy: Theek he,magar pehle mere ek sawal ka jawab do ki jab Bakra, Bhaisa aur Gadha, teeno ghaas khate h, phir Bakre ka Lund itna chhota q? Bhaise ka itna mota q? aur Gadhe ka itna lamba q hota h?
Sct:-what nonsense, mujhe nhi pta
Boy: bhosdiwale Pata tujhe Lund ka nhi or Baatein nuclear power ki chodni hai
Popat ka Pinjra 20 Rupaye me". Popat ka Pinjra. 20 Rupaye me ...
ek aadmi road side chilla raha tha
1Aurat ne pas ja kar dekha, aur wapas aayi.
Dusri: Kya huwa?
Patni: Haramkhor Kameena! "UNDER WEAR" bech raha hai.
Response after sex
1) call girl; paise
2) girl frends; jaldi kapde do
3) padosan; fir kab aoge
4) wife; ab 2 din kuch mat bolna
5) kamwali; ab to pagar bada do
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