लड़की और चाय में समानता

Baap- Tum Meri Beti Ko Kab se Pyar Karte Ho?
Ladka- 4 Month Se
Bap- Kaise yakin Karu
Ldka- Aur 5 Mahine Rukk Jaiye..
Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi
chahiye:
Garam ho,
Tez ho,
Meethi ho,
Doodh jyada ho,
5 minute mein taiyyar ho aur
Raat bhar sone na de.
Husband & wife talak ke baad.
Husband: Bachche mere hain.
Lady: Wah ji wah! Bartan mera, dudh mera, thoda
sa khatta kya dal diya pura dahi tera!
Ek bus mein BOYS aur GIRLS antakshari khel
rahe the
GIRLS ne kaha "hum tumhe haraa k
dikhayenge"...
BOYS bole.... "hum haar gaye ab dikhao"