Funny quotes on freindship SMS

Ek "CHUHA" THA?
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Battameez sara msg hi kutar gaya..
Warna itna kuch likha tha aap ki tarif me ki bus poocho hi mat.

Life mein 2 bate hamesha yaad rakhna
1. Hawa chalti he to patte hilte hai.
2. Nahi chalti, to nahi hilte.

bas yaar Thanks mat bolna, Jab tak knowledge hai, dete rahenge........

SCIENCE kehti hai ki paani ubalne se kitanu mar jate hai..
Par Science ko ye nahi pata ki kitanu ke marne ke baad unki ''Dead Bodies'' to paani me hi reh jati hai !
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Stupid Science
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kasam se bachpan se genius hu... Lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya 
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Cow & Cat both are sisters..
Now you must be thinking ke kaise?
Jyada mat socho.
I'm telling you, Cow Mata hoti hai Aur Billi Mousi
Bola tha na bachpan se hi intelligent hoon, lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya.
No claps plz....I dnt like publicity.. 
bas ab Thanks mat bolna, Jab tak knowledge hai dete rahenge...
If 'muuaah' is a Kiss..:* Then... . . . . . . . . . . . 'Kalmuuaah' is promise to kiss tomorrow...!!
No Claps plzzz...!!
I hate publicity.....            I m the best.
I can prove it.
I can put Coffee in coffee cup.Can you put world in World Cup?
OK 1 more
I can send my Address on your Mobile.
Can you send your Mobile on my Address?
Nahi..Ok OK
I can eat Cream Biscuits with Cream.
Can you eat Tiger Biscuit with tiger?
Kaha na only I m the Best...
Ab apne naam se sab ko mat 4ward Karna,Kyoki isse sachai nai badal jayegi.
Dost kaminey hone chaahiye;
Co-operative to Banks bhi hote hai