Husband wife sexy jokes

कोई चायनीज लड़की अगर तुम्हारा मन चुरा कर ले जाये...
तो उसे क्या कहेंगे..???
.
.
"मन्चुरियन"

बीवी ने बड़े प्यार से पति के गले में बाहें डाली और पूछा, कैसी लग रही हूं जी?
पति: जैसे भगवान शंकर के गले में नागिन लिपटी हो।

Husband: Tumhre Shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd the?
.
Wife silent!
.
Husbend chilla k: Main is khamoshi ko kyA smjhu?
.
Wife: Haye rabba....
Gin to rhi hoon chilla kyu rhe ho....

DARPOK Hai Wo log jo,
single hain..,Shaadi nahi Karte...
Saala JIGAR chahiye,
BARBAAD Hone Ke Liye....

Teacher : Bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigaret nahi piyoge..
Bachey : nahi piyenge.
Teacher : Girls ka picha nahi karoge.
Bachey : nahi karenge.
Teacher : Girls se friendship nahi karoge.
Bachey : nahi karenge.
Teacher : Or watan pe zindagi qurban karoge.
Bachey : kar denge aisi zindagi ka aur karna bhi kya hai
😛
ATTiTUDE ROCKZ :
Sas bhu Se=Uth Ja Kambakht
Dekh  Suraj 🌞 Kabka Nikal Aaya Hai
Bhu=Hey Relax Mom...Wo Sota Bhi To Muzse Pehle Hai..!
THiNK Different ;-)
 
Pappu - agar duniya ki sarri ladies ka chehra ek jaisa hota toh kya hota ?
Golu - wahi hota jo gas cylendr ka hota hai..
Aaj iske ghar...
Kal uske ghar.....

funny sexy jokes in hindi 4 antarvashna hindi sex hindi jokes. com nange jokes nd shayri chudai jokes 2 hinbi hot sax hindi sexy   tain sex related jokes adult new in hindi 2 sexyjokes adult jokes hindi antarvasnajokes chudai shayari in hindi