Q: What do a man and a rollercoaster have in common?
A: You wait for three hours for a two-minute ride!!
Pappu: Jaggu, why are you crying?
Jaggu: I saw a women wearing a sweatshirt with 'GUESS' written on it. So I said 'Implants?'.
Q: What is a man's definition of foreplay?
Ans: Half an hour of serious begging!