Masti Jokes Hindi Me

MASTI:
SIR: Late kyun aaye ho?
RAJ: Bike kharab ho gayi thi.
SIR: Bus mein aa jatey?
RAJ: Maine kaha tha Sir, par aapki beti ke nakhre khatam hon tab na.
MASTI:
Ek bus conductor ki shaadi ho rahi thi, pheron par baithe huye woh apni Patni se bola: Thoda sa udhar ho jaao, ek sawaari aur bhi baith sakti hai.
MASTI:
TEACHER Chintu se:
Tum bahut bigad gaye ho, is baar tumhe kya punishment doon?
CHINTU: Madam mujhe Pinky ke saath class se bahar nikal do.
MASTI:
Boy: I am not rich like Rahul, I dont even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Rahul.
MASTI:
Husband: Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Hotel Manager: What can I do?
Husband: Khidki khul nahi rahi hai.

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