WhatsApp Marwari Punjabi Joke

Ek angrej train se safar kr rha tha...
Samne pappu betha tha...

Angrej ne pappu se pucha yahan kon se states ghoomne wale nhi hai??

Pappu:-maharashtra, punjab,Gujrat, haryana,rajasthan...

Angrej:-kyo..kta ye 5 states India me nhi hai kya???

pappu:-nhi...ye khud me mahabharat h...

Angrej:-ohh~~~in states me jana dangerous h..

[kuch Der baad]

Angrej:-main kese Jan skta hu ki kon sa person kis state ka h??

Pappu:-betha rh Shanti se..abhi 10 hour ke safar me sabse milwa dunga..

[kuch hi Der bad ek Choudhary muchho pe taav deta hua Beth gya]

Pappu:-bhai ye haryana h..

Angrej :-isse baat kaise kru??
Pappu:-chupchap baitha rh aur muchho Par taav deta rh.. Ye khud baat krega tere se...
Angrej ne safachat muchho Par taav diya...

chaudhary utha or angerj ke to kantaap jade-bina  khet k hi Hal chala riya h tu..?'
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thodi Der bad1 Marathi aa k Beth gya..
Pappu:-bhai ye maharashtra h...'

Angrej:-isse kese baat kru?'
pappu:-isko bol ki Bombay bahut badhiya..
Angrej ne Marathi se yahi bol diya.
Marathi utha or thappad lgaya -saale Bombay nhi Mumbai.. Samjha kya"- -
[thodi Der bad ek Gujarat samne aakar baith gya]

Pappu :-bhai ye Gujarat h...
Angrej gaaliya sahalate hue:-isse kese baat kru??
Pappu :ise bol Sonia gandhi jindabaad...
Angrej ne gujarati se yhi kh diya

Gujarati ne Kas kar ghusa mara -Narendra modi jindabaad... Ek hu vikalp -modi...
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[thodi Der bad ek sardar ji aake Beth gye]
Pappu :dekh bhai ye punjab hai...
Angrej ne karahte hue pucha:-isse kese bat kru...
pappu :baat na Kar based puch le 12baj gye kya.?
Angrej ne theek yhi kiya...
Angrej :o sardar ji 12 bad gye kya? 
Sardar ne aav dekha na taav angrej ko utha k neeche patak diya...
Sardar:saale khotya number...tere ko Manmohan Singh lgta hu jo chup rahunga...
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phle se preshaan angrej bilbila gya.kheej ke pappu se bola:in states se milwa diyaa rajasthan se bhi milwa do..

pappu bola:-tere ko kon pitwa rha h bawle.......! 😀😀😛😙jai jai rajasthan...!!!