Pajame Se Khushi Najar aa rhi he

Jocks:
Pappu = Kal papa ke room se pray karney ki aawazein aa rahi thi.

Jeeto = Ye to achchi baat hai.

Pappu = Papa to chup the, unki secretary chilla rahi thi 'O God…O God

Sms:
Husband : "Aaj bahut dino baad tumhaari friend ghar par aayi.. Bahot accha laga.."
Wife: "Jeans pehen lo, Pajaame mein tumhaari khushi saaf nazar aa rahi hai..."

Jokes:
Girl friend & Bluetooth dono ek jaise hote
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Paas hone pe connect rehte
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Aur door hone pe "new device found...