खड़ा लंड और LIC FUND चुदाई के चुटकुले

Chela : Har Sukhi Aurat Apne Jeevan Me Apne Pati Se Kya Chahti Hai ? 
guru Ji : jinda Rehne Tak Uska Khada lund Aur Marane Ke Baad Uska lic Fund 


Ek Chudakkad Ladki Ki Shadi Hoti Hai Suhaagraat Ko Uska Pati lund niKaalkar Usko Puchhta Hai meri jaan Yah Kya Hai ? 
Ladki Bolti Hai chuha 
Pati Bolta Hai meri jaan Yah Loda Hai Loda 
Ladki Bolti Hai Gandu Yah To chuha Hai Aur Muthi Bandh Kar Kohni Se Hath Khada Kar बताती Hai Loda To Ramu Shyamu Ka Hai Jo itna Bada Hai 


Santa : Shadi Ke Baad Jindagi Kutte Jaisi Ho Jati Hai! 
Jeeto : Kutte Se Kya Muqabala Karte Ho Woh To Ek Ghante Tak Fasa Kar Rakhta Hai Aur Tumhari 5 Minute Me Hee Fat Jati Hai! 


 Santa Se Banta Ne Puchha 
Banta : “ Santa Ek Baat Bata , Agar subah Ka Bhula Sham Ko Ghar Aa Jaye To Use Kya Kehte Hain ?” 
Santa : “ बिल्कुल Asaan Hai , Kya re Bhosdi Ke subah Se Kahan Gand Marwa Raha Tha “ 


Ladka Jaldi Jaldi Ladki Ko Chod Raha Tha . 
Ladki : ” itni Jaldi Kya Hai ?” 
Ladka : ” Kahin Tumhara Baap na Aa Jaye 
Ladki : ” टेंशन mat Lo , Woh Tumhari Maa Ko Chod Raha Hai

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