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Ek जमाना Tha: Jab Pyar Me Log Amar Hote The: .
Fir Samay Aaya Log Pyar Me अँधे Ho Jate The: .
Ab To Samay Wo Hain Jab Pyar Me लोग…
तोतले Ho Jate Hain .
‘अले Mela बाबू… गुच्छा Ho Gaya:

Ek Bachhe Ne Prashn Puchha . . . .
Meri To Bolti Band Ho Gayi . . . .
*अगर Yog Karne Se Rog नही*
*होता…*
To Fir Baba Ramdev पतंजली
Ki Itni Dawaiyan क्युं बेचते
Hain . . . . . ??
Intelligent question


Suhaagraat Ki Raat . . . Pati केसे Mehsoos Kar Rahi हो?
Patni Bura Lung Raha Hain , Kyonki Aaj Tak gsm Thi . . .
Koi Saa Bhi sim Dal Sakti Thi . . .
Aaj Se CDMA Ho Gayi Hoon . . . Ek Hee सिम Dalna Padega . . .

Pathan Air होस्टेस Se - वल्लाह , Tumhara शकल Hamari Biwi Se Milti
Airhostess:बकवास Band Kar कमीने .
Pathaan: मासाअल्लाह! जुबान Bhi Milti



Maine Ek Bachhe Se Puchha - "आज #आंगनबाड़ी Kyon Nahin Gaye ?"
Badi #मासूमियत Se Kahne Laga - " साले Log Kal Mujhe #तौल Rahein The: ,
Kya Pata Aaj #बेच Dete . . !!!"

Kuch Log Itne Bhayanak कुँआरे Hote Hain
Ki ताश Khelte Waqt Bhi
Unke Patton Me Begum Nahin Aati Hain





Olympic Me Gold Hain Isliye Behne Jeet Rahi Hain ,
Agar Gold - फ्लैक Hoti To Apne Bhai Bhi हुनर दिखाते . .

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