Intelligent Whatsapp JOKES

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बदतमीज Sara Message कुतर Gaya . . . . 😜
Warna Itna Kuch Likha Tha Apki तारीफ Me Ki Bus Poocho Mat . . . . 😜
Life Me 2 baatein Hamesha Yaad Rakhna . . . . .

1 . Hawa Chalti Hai To Patte हिलते Hain . . .

2 . Nahi Chalti To Nahi हिलते . . .

Bus Yaar थैंक्स Mat Bolna . . .
Jab Tak Knowledge Hai , Dete रहेंगे . . . . . . 😜

Science Kahti Hai ,
Pani उबालने Se Keetanu Mar Jate Hain . . . .
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Par Science Ko Ye Nahi Pata Ki Keetanu Ke Marane Ke Baad Unki डेड बॉडीज़ To Pani Me Hee Rah Jati Hain । 😜
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स्टुपिड Science
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Kasam Se , Bachpan Se जीनियस Hoon . . . .
Lekin Kabhi घमंड Nahi Kiya . . . . 😜
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Cow & Cat both are sisters . .

Ab Aap सोचेंगे Ki Kaise . . . ?

Jyada Mat सोचो . . . . .
Main Batata Hoon Aapko , Gaay Mata Hoti Hai Aur Billi Mausi . . . . 😜

Bola Tha N , Bachpan Se Hee INTELLIGENT Hoon Lekin Kabhi घमंड Nahi Kiya . . . . . 😜

No claps Please . . . . I don ' t like publicity . .
Bus Ab THANKS Mat Bolna , 😜
Jab Tak KNOWLEDGE Hai , Dete रहेंगे . . . . 😜

4 Sardaro Ne Mil Ke Petrol Pump Khola
1 Bhi Grahak Nahi Aaya . . . . . Kyon . . . . ?

Petrol Pump Pehli Manjil Par Tha . . . . . . 😜

Chal Ek Aur . . . . .

Fir Charo Ne Usi Manjil Par रेस्टोरेंट Khola
१भी Grahak Nahi . . . . . Kyon . . . ?

Petrol Pump Ka Board Nahi Hataya . . . . 😜

Chal Ek Aur

Fir Charo Ne Ek Taxi Lee
1 Bhi Sawari Nahi . . . . Kyon . . . ?

2 Sardar Aage Aur 2 Pichhe Baith Ke
Sawari Dhoondh Rahe The . . . . . 😜

Chal Ek Aur . . . . .

Taxi Kharab Ho Gayi . . . . .
Charo Ne Khoob Dhakka Lagaya
Taxi Wahin Ki Wahin . . . Kyon . . . . ?

२आगे Se Aur 2 Pichhe Se Dhakka De Rahe The . . . . . 😜

Chal Ek Aur . . . .

Fir Charo Ne Ek Bachhe Ko किडनैप Kiya
Bachhe Ko Kahaa , Ghar Jaa Apne Baap Se 5 Lakh ₹ लेके Aa , Warna Tujhe Mar Denge

Bachha Ghar Gaya Aur Uske Papa Ne Paise De Bhi Diye . . . . Kyon . . . . ?
Bachhe Ka Baap Bhi Sardar Tha . . . . . ! 😜

Ab Phone Mat फेंक Dena . . . 😆😆

Santa ELECTRIC SHOP Me -
2 Pankhe Dena ,
1 लेडीज़ Aur 1 जेन्ट्स ।
सेल्समैन - Pankhon Me लेडीज़ Aur जेन्ट्स Nahi Hota ।
Santa - Sale , Kaise Nahi Hota ,
1 Bajaj Ka De Aur 1 Usha Ka . . . . ! 😜

Killer One

1 Sardar MOUNT EVEREST Par Gaya ।

3 Baba Baithe The
Aur Tobacco रगड़ Rahe The ।

Sardar - Baba , Ye Kya Hai . . ?

Baba - MaSala . . .

Sardar - O Teri , EVEREST MaSale Aap Banate Ho . . . ! 😜

Dhyan Se पढ़ने Ka शुक्रिया . . . . . . बाकि Aap Bhi Share Karke Time Paas Kar Sakte Hai . . .
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Kya Ye Gadha Apka Hai . . . ? 😜
Agar Nahi Hai To Isko Aage Bhejte रहिये , Jiska Hoga Wo Rakh Lega . . . . . 😜😜😜