Pati aur Patni Joke in Hindi

Pati aur Patni Joke in Hindi

- Tauliya

Pati BathRoom Me Ghusa
Aur Nahane Ke Baad -
Are Suno ,
Zara Tauliya Dena .

Patni ( Chilla Ke ) -
Hamesha Bina Tauliye Ke Nahane Jate Ho .
Ab Main Chaay Banau Ya Tauliya Doon .

Baniyan Bhi Dho Ke Nal Pe Tang Dete Ho
Wo Bhi Main Uthau .

Nahane Ke Baad Wiper Bhi Nahi Chalate .

Kal Light Bhi Khuli Chhod Dee Thi Tumne .

Geele Geele Bahar Nikloge To
Pure Ghar Me Geele Pairon Ke Nishan Banaa दोगे .

Fir Us Pe Mitti Padegi To
Sab Jagah Gandi Ho Jayegi .

Ek Baar Naukrani Uspe Fisal Gayi Thi .
Fir 3 Din Tak Nahi I .
Mera Kya Haal Hua Tha Kaam Kar Kar Ke .

Pati ( Man Me sochte Hue ) -
Sala ,
Naha Ke galati Kar Dee
Ya Shadi Karke ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !