Whatsapp Masti Jokes 2016


  Ek Chhoti Ladki Ne Apni Dadi Se Puchha , ' Dadi Maa , Roj Raat Ko Hamare Ghar Ek Aadmi Aur Ek Aurat Aate Hain Aur Subah Gayab Ho Jate Hain । Ve Dono Kaun Hain ? ' Dadi Maa ' He Bhagwan , To Tune Unhe Dekh Liya । Beti , Ve Dono Tere Mummy - Papa Hain , Jo Kai Sal Se Noida Me Hamare Sath Rehte Hain Aur Gudganv Me Job Karte Hain । Dadi  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   Adhyapak ( Chhatron Se ) Usane Aatmhatya Kar Lee Aur Use Aatmhatya Karni Padi । In Dono Me Antar Batao ।   Chhatra Sar , Pehle Vaky Se Vyakti Ke Avivahit Hone Aur Doosre Se Uske vivahit Hone Ka Pata Chalata Hai ।  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   Master Ji Ne Student Ka Lunch Pura Kha Liya Aur Dakarte Hue Bole Beta , Ghar Jakar Mera Naam To Nahi Loge Ki Maine Tumhara Lunch Kha Liya . . .   Bachha Masoomiyat Ke Sath Nahi Master Ji , Main Ghar Jakar Bol Doonga Ki . . .   Ki Mera Khana Kutta Kha Gaya . . .   . . . . . . . . . . . . . m . . . . . .   Ladka I Love you   Ladki Lekin Main Kisi Aur Se Pyar Karti Hoon ।   Ladka Ok , Koi Baat Nahi । Mere Liye To Tumhari Khushee Hee Sabse Badi Cheej Hai ।   Is Kahani Se Shiksha Milti Hai Ki Jahan Aur Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte , Wahan Dialogue To Achachha Mar Hee Dena Chahiye ।  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   2 Bachhon Ki Maa Teesari Shadi Kar Rahi Thi । Feron Ke Time Ek Bachha Rone Laga । Maa Ka Jawab Sunkar Dulha behosh Ho Gaya ।   Maa Boli , Chup Ho Jaa , Nahi To Agli Baar Nahi Laungi ।  . . . ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   Ladki - Tum Sare Ladke Ek Jaise Hee Kyon Hote Ho ?   Ladka - Actually Ham makeup Nahi Karte N ।  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   ChamPooji Ko Dekhne Gaye Gharwalon Ne Unko Baat Karne Ke Liye Akele Baitha Diya ।   Ladki Darte Hue - Bhai Aap Kitne Bhai - Bahan Ho ! !   ChamPooji - Abhi Tak To 3 The Ab 4 Ho Gaye ।  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   Ramu Har Roj Naye joote Pahankar Kaam Karne Jata Tha ।   Ramu Ke Mitro Ko Raha Nahi Gaya ।   Unhonne Ramu Ko Puchha , Yaar Ramu Kya Tumne joote Ki Dukan Khol Rakhi Hai Jo Roj Naye joote Pahankar Aate Ho ।   Ramu Hanskar Bola , Nahi Yaar Mere Ghar Ke Samne Naya Mandir Ban Gaya Hai ।  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   Ek Bachhe Ne Pita Se Ek Shadi Samaroh Me Puchha - Papa , Shadi Ke Mandap Me Dulha , Dulhan Ka Hath Kyon Pakadta Hai ?   Pita Ne Lambi Saans Bharate Hue Kahaa - Beta Yah To Ek Rasm Hai , Kushti Se Pehle Pahalwan Bhi Akhade Me Hath Milate Hain ।  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   Park Ke Kinare Ek Yuvati Ko Akela Pakar Ponchooji Hath Me Fool Liye Uska Pichha Kar Rahe The ।   Yuvati - Tumhe Pata Hai ! Pichhe Meri Maa Aa Rahi Hain ?   Ponchooji - Are , Ham To Khandani Ashiq Hai । Tumhari Maa Ke Pichhe Mere PitaShri Aa Rahe Hai । 

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