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Showing posts with label sexy sms. Show all posts

Bhoshdike Meaning in Hindi

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kya kya machalte hai arman bhosdi ke . Condom ki khul gai dukan bhosdi k. Aurat ke piche pda h insan bhosdi k. Mehngai ne marli h gand bh...

Samjhdar Ladki

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Ek Ladke Ne Apni Girl-Friend Ko SMS Kiya Boy: “Kal Date Pe Tum Mujhe Kiss Karne Do Gi?” Girl: “Nahi Kisi Ne Dekh Liya To?” Boy: “Koi Nahi...

Lete Lete Hi Chodunga

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Wo Waqt Gujar Gya Jab Mujhe Teri Aarju Thi Ab Tu Khuda Bhi Ban Jaye To Main Sajda Naa Karu Hindi me bole to Jab Lund Khada Tha Tab Tu ...

Choot Ka Baal

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Chut Ka Baal Santa Honeymoon Par Gaya Abhee Maza Aana Shuru Ho Hi Raha Thha Ke Santa Ke Kamre Mein Bhut Aaya.  Bhoot: “Mein Tujhe Lene Aay...

PATI PATNI Kitne Logon Ke Sath Soyi Ho?

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Suhagraat ke Din Pati Patni Se:Tum Shadi Se Pehle Kitne Logon Ke Sath Soyi Ho? Patni Muskurate Hue: Soyi to Kewal Aapke Sath Hoon. Aur log...

Sexy Poem In HINDI ME

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Punjabi Shayari For Girlfriend Chal Ni Kudiye Kachi Khol, Mumme Tere Gol-Gol, La Ke Kapde Aaja Kol, Nange Ho Ke Kariye Ghol, Ghase Mara...

Mobile Jokes Hindi Me

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MJoke- Sonu-Aapki sandle bahut achhi hai. Sia-Haan taroon kya. Sonu-Chal pagli isse achhi to teri jeans hai. MJoke- Sonu-Teri sabse bad...

Agar duniya ki sabhi auraton ka chehra ek jaisa hota to kya hota?

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Pappu-Agar duniya ki sabhi auraton ka chehra ek jaisa hota to kya hota? Tappu-Phir to gas cylinder ki tarah aaj iske ghar to kal uske ghar....

सेक्स के अलग अलग प्रकार Different Type of Sex

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Joke(A):  Q: Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex?  A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!! S...

डाल चूतिये घबरा मत

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वक़्त कहता है मुझे गवा मत; दिल कहता है मुझे लगा मत; प्यार कहता है मुझे आज़मा मत; और आज-कल की गर्लफ्रेंड कहती है, . . . . . "डा...

Kya kisi ko Admi pasand he

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Daughter: Dad I'm a lesbian Dad: ok it's cool Second daughter: I'm also a lesbian Dad: Christ! Doesn't anyone in this...

चुदाई के पैसे लड़के ही क्यूँ देते हैं Chudai

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Jat boy chudai Ke Baad raand Se Poochta He Jat boy: “Sex Me Ladka Or Ladki Dono Ko Majaa Aata Hai, Fir Ladke Se Hi Paise Kyu Liye Jaate Ha...

What a Sext Date

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what a sexy date was yesterday: Saath Me Choda 7-May-14 Have you enjoy it...? More Jokes DOCTOR AUR PAGAL INTELLIGENT KIDS JOKE 2 M...

Chudai Ki Goli

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Ek Ladki Nervous Haalat Mein Doctor Ke Pas Gayi Aur Boli, Ladki: “Doctor Sahab Maine Galti Se Apni Bhabhi Ki I-Pill Ki Goli Kha Li, Ab Ma...

Survey on sex सेक्स पर सर्वे

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Ek bar 1 survey me logo se pucha gaya ki aap hafte me kitni bar sex karna chahte hai? 57% log hafte me 7 baar se adhik sex karna chahte th...

Babaji ka kiss बाबाजी का किस

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Baba ji ka kiss Ek ladki ko babaji updesh de rahe the. Yadi kisi parpurush ko kiss karegi to narak me jaogi. Ladki - Yadi me apko kiss k...
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रात और सुहागरात मे फर्क्

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Seeta Apni Shaadi Se Pehle Apni Saheli Geeta Se Puchhti Hai. Seeta: “Arrey, Kya Tujhe Pata Hai Ki Raat Aur Suhaagraat Mein Kya Farak Hota ...

Honeymoon Trip par kya dekha?

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Lady1:Tum Honeymoon Pe Kaha Gayi Thi? Lady2:Kulu,Manali,Simla. Lady1:Waha Jake Kya Dekha? Lady2:Sirf Hotel Ke Room Ka Celing. ********...

4 दिन से चड्डी नहीं पहनी

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Sexy adult jokes in hindi बड़ी बहन हनीमून पर गई। छोटी ने मैसेज किया, "दीदी जो जीन्स दी थी, उसे जरूर पहनना'। दीदी ने जवाब दिया, ...

सेक्सी बातें Sex ki Baatein

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Japani couple SEX ki baat karte huwe: Husband: Sutaki Wife: Kowanini Husband: Toka anji rodi romi hoa yako Wife ghutney taik k boli: Mim...

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