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Ek angrej train se safar kr rha tha...
Samne pappu betha tha...
Angrej ne pappu se pucha yahan kon se states ghoomne wale nhi hai??
Pappu:-maharashtra, punjab,Gujrat, haryana,rajasthan...
Angrej:-kyo..kta ye 5 states India me nhi hai kya???
pappu:-nhi...ye khud me mahabharat h...
Angrej:-ohh~~~in states me jana dangerous h..
[kuch Der baad]
Angrej:-main kese Jan skta hu ki kon sa person kis state ka h??
Pappu:-betha rh Shanti se..abhi 10 hour ke safar me sabse milwa dunga..
[kuch hi Der bad ek Choudhary muchho pe taav deta hua Beth gya]
Pappu:-bhai ye haryana h..
Angrej :-isse baat kaise kru??
Pappu:-chupchap baitha rh aur muchho Par taav deta rh.. Ye khud baat krega tere se...
Angrej ne safachat muchho Par taav diya...
chaudhary utha or angerj ke to kantaap jade-bina  khet k hi Hal chala riya h tu..?'
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thodi Der bad1 Marathi aa k Beth gya..
Pappu:-bhai ye maharashtra h...'
Angrej:-isse kese baat kru?'
pappu:-isko bol ki Bombay bahut badhiya..
Angrej ne Marathi se yahi bol diya.
Marathi utha or thappad lgaya -saale Bombay nhi Mumbai.. Samjha kya"- -
[thodi Der bad ek Gujarat samne aakar baith gya]
Pappu :-bhai ye Gujarat h...
Angrej gaaliya sahalate hue:-isse kese baat kru??
Pappu :ise bol Sonia gandhi jindabaad...
Angrej ne gujarati se yhi kh diya
Gujarati ne Kas kar ghusa mara -Narendra modi jindabaad... Ek hu vikalp -modi...
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[thodi Der bad ek sardar ji aake Beth gye]
Pappu :dekh bhai ye punjab hai...
Angrej ne karahte hue pucha:-isse kese bat kru...
pappu :baat na Kar based puch le 12baj gye kya.?
Angrej ne theek yhi kiya...
Angrej :o sardar ji 12 bad gye kya? 
Sardar ne aav dekha na taav angrej ko utha k neeche patak diya...
Sardar:saale khotya number...tere ko Manmohan Singh lgta hu jo chup rahunga...
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phle se preshaan angrej bilbila gya.kheej ke pappu se bola:in states se milwa diyaa rajasthan se bhi milwa do..
pappu bola:-tere ko kon pitwa rha h bawle.......! ��������jai jai rajasthan...!!!

Teri Maa Ki Choot

. Ek ladki Auto Showroom me Receptionist ki post ke liye interview dene gayi.

Boss: Wo kya hai jisme 4 wheels hote hain?

Ladki: Car.

Boss: Galat, Toyota Car.

Boss: Wo kya hai jisme 2 wheels hote hain ?

Girl: Motor Cycle.

Boss: Galat, Honda Motor Cycle.

Boss: Sorry, this job is not for you.

Ladki (jate jate gusse me):
To fir aap batao sir, wo kya hai jiske charo taraf baal aur beech me chhed hota hai ?

Boss (Confidently): Choot.

Ladki: Galat !!!
"Teri Maa ki Choot"..

One of the best one I heard
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