6 Stages of Married Life

6 stages of married life: Tri-weekly, Try weekly, Try weakly, Try oysters, Try anything, Try to remember! Difficult to understand

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When you deliver a baby; baby's father will die.
Lady: Thank God! My husband is safe. Repeated             

Forgetting with age: First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip your fly; and then you forget to unzip ur fly!

Happy Diwali Friends SMS

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Hope the festival of lights enlightens your home and heart with peace and serenity. Wishing you loads of joy and happiness on Diwali.

Life with you is like diwali, so lets promise to be together like this forever. Wish you a very Happy Diwali

Happy Deepawali to you and your family. I wish Deepawali comes in your life with good and happy moments. Be safe and with smile enjoy .

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