Sardar Chutkule Lund Ki Aadat

Sexy gande चुटकले
Vesya - - - - Sardarji lund Seedha Fuddi Me Dalo na , Niche Gand Me Slip Ho Raha Hai !
Sardar - - - - jaan de Kudiye jaan de Bhen Chod Nu Gu Khan Dee Adat Hai .   



Hostel Me Ek Ladka Dusare Se bola - " yaar Exam Paas Aa Gaye Hai , Mujhe Kal Jaldi Utha Dena"
Doosra bola - " Tu mera lund pakad Ke so Jaa , Yah Roj Mujhse Pehle Uth Jata Hai "

Sardarji Ka Reservation

Santa's Railway Reservation Form Detail:

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    |      नाम       |   उम्र     |  लिंग     |
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1. | संता सिंह    |   42     |      है      |
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2. | प्रीतो कौर    |   38     |  नहीं है   |
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3. | दलवीर सिंह |  12     | छोटा सा |
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सरदार ने रेलवे रिजर्वेशन फॉर्म में लिंग की जगह लिखा 8 इंच
लेडी क्लर्क (गुस्से में ) : क्या है ये ;  काटो इसे.
सरदार (डरते हुए) : कितना?
क्लर्क : पूरा
सरदार : माँ चुदाओ मैं बस से चला जाऊँगा.��

Santa ki Training

Army Traning k dauran,

OFFICER ne BANTA se pucha: 'Ye Hath me kya hai?'
,
BANTA: "Sir, Banduk hai...!"
,
OFFICER : "Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari
Ijjat hai, Shaan hai,
Ye Tumhari MA he MA.!!"
,
,
Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi SANTA se
pucha: "Ye Hath me kya hai?"
,
,
SANTA: "Sir, ye Banta ki Maa hai, Uski Ijjat hai,

Uski Shaan hai aur Hamari MAUSI hai MAUSI..!"

Sardarji on Picnic

Sardar picnic par gaye whan ja kar yaad aaya ke pepsi to ghar bhul gaye.

Decide kia ke sab se chhota sardar ja kar Pepsi le aaye,
Sardar: Main is shart par jata hu ke tum mere ane tak smose nahi khaoge.
Dono ne kaha thik hai.
1 din guzar gaya sardar nahi aaya.
2 din guzar gaye.
Dono ne socha ke ab samose kha lene chahiye.
Jaise hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped ke peechhe se nikal k bola. "AISE KAROGE TO MAIN NAHI JAAUNGA"

Punjabi Sardar Jokes in Hindi

All about "Punjabi's" 

Syaapa - A one word definition of any disaster

Tastiest meal on earth- Langar

The one thing that brings a smile on every Punjabi's face - Rajma Chawal

Punjabi Fitness mantra- One bottle a day, keeps the doctor away

Being 'LOUD' is our birth right, and we shall have it!

Its never 'Haaan', its always haanjii
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There's always that one uncle who will dance with a glass on his head after a few pegs at every party!
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Our families are often so loud when they're happy , people think we're fighting !
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The 5 P's of Punjabiness-
Parantha,
Paisa,
Peg,
Parshad,
Pinni ( kind of a laddu with lots of dryfruits)
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We specialize in the art of earning 1 Rs and spending Rs 1.5 !
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Our Biggest Tensions - 
When to eat ?
What to eat ? 
With whom to eat?
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'Kal se daruu band aur dieting shuru'- Things we say everyday!
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Life is full of problems... 

But there are some KEYS ��that can help you.. like: 

Saanu key 
Tuannu key 
Aay key,
O key
Hoya key 
Te fair key

And to top it all...
... Whis-key 

Contact Punjabis for these s.

And if all these fail then maa key and behen key��

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English mother. .good night, dear

Hindi mother. . Shubh raatri, beta.

Punjabi mother. . So ja kuteya, mobile da syapa chhad de, rakh de apne peo nu hun...whats app wali maa naal suvere galla ker lei.....��

Pappu Jokes

Ek shaitan baccha unknown number se call karta hai..

ek aadmi uthata hai.. Aadmi:” Hello..

Baccha:” Ullo pullo kullo !!

Aadmi:” Kaun hai be ??

Baccha:” Ek Insan

Aadmi:” Wo pata hai naam bol ??

Baccha:” Main ek ganda bacha hu !

Aadmi:” Teri to esi ki tesi Kahaan rehta hai tu ??

Baccha:” Prithvi pe..

Aadmi:” Wo to pata hai, phone kyu kiya ??

Baccha:” Tujhe pareshan karne ke liye

Aadmi:” Ruk saale..

apne baap ko bula! Chhakke ki aulaad..

Baccha:” Hello papa, main pappu… :p :O 

TAUBA TAUBA KUCH TO PEHAN LO

Ek baar Santa Naha Raha Tha

Ek Sales Girl N Door Bell Bajai, Santa Jaldi Jaldi Me Aise hi Nanga Bahar aa Gaya.

Ladki Yah Dekh Kar Chillai: "Uff, Tauba Tauba Kuch to Pehan Lo"

Santa Jaldi Se Andar Gaya Aur Condom Pehan Kar Wapis Aa Gaya

GIRLFRIEND KI CHUDAI
5 CHOOTIYE DOSTON KI KAHANI
HUSBAND WIFE JOKES
TEACHER KI GAND ME UNGLI

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Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi

4 sardaro ne mil ke
petrol pump khola
1 bhi customer nai aaya ..Kyun..?
Petrol pump was on 1st floor..
Chal ek aur...
Fir charo ne usi floor pe
Restuarent khola
1 bhi customer nahi.. Kyu..?
Petrol pump ka board nai hataya..
Chal ek aur...
Fir charo ne 1 taxi li.
1 bhi sawari nahi.. Kyu..?
2 sardar aage
Aur 2 piche baith ke
Sawari dhund rahe the..
Chal ek aur...
Taxi kharab ho gayi.
Charo ne khub dhakka lagaya.
Taxi wahi ki wahi...Kyu..?
2 aage se and 2 piche se dhakka de rahe the..
Chal ek aur....
Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko
kidnap kiya.
Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs le ke aa, warna tujhe maar denge.
Bachha ghar gaya
Aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye....Kyu..?
Bachhe ka bap bhi sardar tha...!
Plz, phone mat fek dena...

Santa Electric Shop me:
2 pankhe dena 1 ladies or 1 Gents.
Salesman: pankho me ladies or gents nhi hota.
Santa: Saale kaise nhi hota 1 BAJAJ ka de or 1 USHA ka
Killer One:
Sardar Mount Everest Pe gaya.
3 Baba Baithe The
Aur Tambaku Ragad Rahe the.
Sardar- Baba Ye Kya hai?
Baba- Masala..
Sardar- O Teri, Everest Masale Aap Banate Ho 

Underwear Ko Langoti Kyon Kehte He

Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath.
Tarzan removed his clothes.
All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked "Why"?
The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front"
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Secret of long life...
u Morning two eggs,
evening two pegs......
and night between two legs!!
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TEACHER-Why Underwear is Named As Langoti in Hindi?
SARDAR-Because It Takes Care Of 1 Lund & 2 GOTI. So it called "LANGOTI"..

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Public Place Sardaar Joke

Sardar 1 Randi Ki Chudai Kar Raha Tha
Chudai Karte Waqt Usne Randi Ki Choot Me Moot Diya
Randi Ne 1 Thappad Usko Rasid Diya
Sardar : Kyo Mara?
Randi: Behanchod,Public Place Me Peshaab Karta Hai

Diwali SMS |SMS in Hindi |Hindi SMS Jokes |Hindi Love SMS |Hindi Funny SMS |

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Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee… neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee… Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa… Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya …..

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Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife Tu agar kabhi de dhokha Jaan main apni doonga with a knife..!

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If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey…

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Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

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Judge – You are crossing the limits.Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?Judge – How dare you call me saala?Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

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SMS Jokes on Sardarji

Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: India .. Boss: which part? Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India . ***************************************************************** 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more. ***************************************************************** Sardar: What is the nameof your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol. ***************************************************************** Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. ***************************************************************** At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lostmy hand, oh! Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? ***************************************************************** Sardar: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! ' ***************************************************************** NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE: In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr...... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... ***************************************************************** Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Sardar: An old king's skeleton. Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

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Sardar talking on cell.
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