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Akhir Ladkiyaan Kyon Leti He Ladkon Ki Underwear Me Interest

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  Akhir Ladkiyan Kyon Leti Hain Ladkon Ke underwear Me Dilchaspi ?


Apke Man Me Aksar Ye Sawal Aata Hoga Ki Ladkiyan , Ladkon Ke Bare Me Kya Sochti Hongi ? Aaj Ham Aapko Batate Hain Ki Ladkiyan , Ladkon Ke Bare Me Kya Sochti Hain . Aap Ye Jaankar Hairaan Ho Jayenge Ki Ladkiyan Apke Look , Apki Personality , Apki हॉबीज Ke Bare Me Nahi Sochti , Balki Wo Apki underwear Ke Bare Me Sochti Hai

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Ek Survey Ke Dauran Jab Delhi Ki Ladkiyon Se Is Bare Me Puchha Gaya To Unhonne Chaunkane Wala Jawab Diya …

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Pehli Ladki Ka Jawab - Jab Pehli Ladki Se Yah Sawal Puchha Gaya To Unka Jawab Tha - underwear Mardo Ki Pehchan Hai . Doosra Jawab - Aapko Kya Lagta Hai " Us Area ’ Me Mujhe Kya Cheej " Turn On ’ Karti Hai ! Teesra Jawab - underwear Kafi Tight Honi Chahiye . Chautha Jawab - Boxers Jyada Behtar Hote Hain Ek Mahila Ne Jawab Diya underwear Ki Jarurat Hee Kya Hai ? Bagair underwear Jyada Sahi Hai .

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Kuch Ladkiyon Ne To underwear Par Ek Gaana Bhi Banaa Diya Wahin Kuch Ladkiyon Ne Kahaa Ki Ladkon Ko Alag - Alag underwear Khareedte Rahna Chahiye . Ab Ek Ladki Ka Jawab Hee Dekhiye , " underwear Se Jyada Main Kuch Aur Miss Karti Hoon . ’ Kuch Ladkiyon Ne To Aise Jawab Diye , Jinko Sunkar Sath Wale Ladke Hairaan Rah Gaye .

Boss And Lady In Office

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Guy: If you are smiling, send me your smiles.
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
Girl: I am in Toilet... What should I send?

Boss was fucking a lady in his office, Santa walked in.
Santa: Wah Sir, akele akele!!! Humara number kab?
Boss: Agar March ka target pura nahi hua bhosdike to agala number tera hi hai 

Honey Singh on phone: Uncle, Hai ghar, hai paisa hai gadi... 2 jodi me ladki bhejo, ladki hui humari..
Uncle: hai gun hai talwaar hai aari, dubaara phone kiya to tange tood denge tumhari..
Honey singh: ok bye

सेक्स के अलग अलग प्रकार Different Type of Sex

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Joke(A): 
Q: Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? 
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!!


Sexy jokes in hindi(A):

 1st Wife: I hate my engineer husband, always erect and erect. 
2nd Wife: You are lucky, mine is a lawyer, postpone and postpone!! 



Sex Karne Ke Kitne Logi

"Ek Party mein ek Aadmi ek Ladki se thodi pehchaan badhakar usay akele room mein le gaya.
Aadmi : Dear?.Main tumhare saath koi zabardasti nahin karunga?
Lekin tum apna ye Top utaar do toh main tumhein2000 Rs de sakta hoon.
Ladki ne 2000 lekar Top utaardiya.
Aadmi : Waah? Ab tum apni ye Bra bhi utaar do toh main tumhein 2000 Rs aur de sakta hoon.
Ladki ne 2000 lekar Bra bhi utaar di.
Aadmi : Great? Ab tum apni ye Skirt-Panty bhi utaar do toh main tumhein 5000 Rs aur de sakta hoon.
Ladki ne 5000 Rs lekar wo bhi kar diya.
Aadmi : Darling?..Waise toh main kaafi shareef aadmi hoon?..Magar ab mera Khada ho gaya hai.
Ek baar Sex karne ke kitne paise logi ?
Ladki : Wohi?.Jo Sabse Leti Hoon??. 300 Rs."


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How Boy Flirt With A Girl

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Doston Aap me se har koi ladki patane ke naye naye tarike sochta rehta he.
Lekin apke mobile par kisi anjan ladki ka phone aaye to aap uske sath kaise flirt karenge?
Is ladke ki kahani suno

Girl calls a boy:
Girl: Hello baby
Boy: Ohh janu bolo
Girl: Kahan ho yar subah se koi ata pata nahi!
Boy: Are hum to khoye hue hain aapki aankhon me..
Girl: Abhi kya kar rahe ho........??
Boy: tumhari pic dekh raha hun, kahin aur man hi nahi lag raha..
Girl: Maine to tumhe koi pic di hi nahi!!
Boy: Are mere dil me chapi hai barson se..
Girl: But hum to parson hi mile hain!!
Boy: Tumhare bina har ek pal barson hai Pinky....
Girl: Pinky...?? Ye pinky kaun hai ?? main to nisha hu
Boy: Tumse baat karke mai to sab bhul jata hun..
Girl: Tum prashant ho na....??
Boy: Gharwale to satya bulate hain, lekin wo galat ho sakte hain tum nahi..
Girl: Ye 998XXXXXX hai na....??
Boy: Ab tak nahi tha par ab se yehi hai…=D :P :D :P

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