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Kapde sookh rahe the..
Sasur-: ye kaala kapda kiska hai?
Saas-:Bahu ki panty hai.
Sasur-: Achha-Achha, kabhi pahne hue dekha nahi na, IsliYe pucha ?
Samjhe to share karo

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Girl:main fail hona chahti ho.
Friend:Q?
Girl:papa na kaha ha ka ager tum 1st ai to car dun ga 2nd ai to laptop do ga or ager fail hoe to shadi kar dun ga. papa is great....

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SMS Jokes on Sardarji

Boss: Where were you born? 
Sardar: India .. 
Boss: which part?
 Sardar: What 'which part'? 
Whole body was born in India . 


2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
 Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. 
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more. 


 Sardar: What is the nameof your car? 
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
 Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol. 


Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. 
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. 


 At the scene of an accident a man was crying: 
O God! I have lostmy hand, oh! 
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? 


Sardar: U cheated me. 
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. 
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! ' 

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE: 
In an interview,
 Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? 
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr...... 
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. 
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... 


Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? 
Sardar: An old king's skeleton. 
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? 
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

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bada ho k teri ladki ko line mare...
Girl- to m kya kru..
Boy- Tu Haa Bole To
'Dono ko bhai -bahan bana dete hai'

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Ek Patni ne Arz kiya hai…

Zara Dhire se Chodo Sanam,

Mehngai ka Zamana hai,

2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai ;)

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Aur Aaj Kal Ki Girlfriend Kya Kahti Hai?

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उस्ताद खान साहब ने आजकल की लडकियों का हौसला देखते हुए एक शेर अर्ज़ किया है, गौर दीजिए

वक़्त कहता है मुझे गवा मत,

दिल कहता है मुझे लगा मत,

प्यार कहता है मुझे आजमा मत,

और आज कल की गर्लफ्रेंड कहती है: "डाल-डाल, तू घबरा मत"

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जनाब गौर तलब कीजिये उस्ताद चोदुमल खान साहब के इस शेर पर.

अगर साबुन के रगड़ ने से होता मुह गोरा,

तो आज आपसे ज्यादा गोरा होता आप का लोडा.

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खान साहब ने अपने एक फ्रेंड के काफी टाइम से चलते इश्क को देख उस से पूछा

उन् की आँखों में भी कभी तुमने गोर से देखा है क्या "समीर"
या सिर्फ सारी ज़िन्दगी मम्मो की पैमाइश करने में ही निकाल दी.

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