LATEST HINDI SMS JOKES

Wife saw a signboard..
Banarsi saree Rs.10..
Nylon Rs.5..
Cotton Rs.8..
Wife : Give me Rs.500 I will buy 50 sarees..
Husband : arre oh..! surdas ki amma, istri ki dukan hai woh...!!

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Breaking News:
TodayEk Train Cycle Ki Chapet Me aayi..
Train Me sawaar Sabhi Log Maare Gaye.Cycle Driver "RAJNIKANTH"Farrar..

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Aftr Result if Pas:
TCHR-Aakhir Pdhaya kisne
MOM- Sb Baba ki kripa
DAD- Beta kiska he...
DOST- Chal daru pi k aate h

ButIf FAIL:
TCHR- Clas me koi response hi ni detatha
MOM- Sab Mobile k wjha se hua
DAD- Tmhara hi Beta h aur lad pyar kro,Sar p bithao..Sab badal jate he
Bt DOST- Chal daru pi k aatE HE

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Height of battameezi ::~
Phone rings..Tring... Tring…
Ladka : Hello chintu hai ?
Girl: Nahi hai.
Boy: Mujhe mauka do, ho jayega.........

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When Graham Bell invented telephone for the first time,
he was shocked!!
Bcoz der were already 2 missed calls from Mr.RAJNIKANT!!

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Teri Galiyon MeinNa RakhengeKadam Aaj K Baad
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Kyun KHumari Apni ... ... Gali Mein SettingHo Gai Hai

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Girl. Demanded for ice cream
boy: purchased it
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Girl : Thank you
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Boy nly thank you ???
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Girl: Oh! Now u want kiss na
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boy : Chal ge chichori paise de

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BREAKING NEWS.........Vidya balan's Blause is nominated for Best supporting role...:)

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Slam book:-
Name : RAJNIKANTH
Hobby: Collecting Tiger Tooths, Catching Bullets with Bare Hands..
My Records: Fought with an Elephant broke its Neck..
Greatest Achievement: Skated on Lava..
Silly Thing Done: Swimming on Tsunami..
Most Embarassing Moment: Coudn't kill 100 Bears with a single punch only 99 died..
Proudest Moment: When a Cobra died after biting me..
Something about me:- I really don't like to show off.

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Breaking News...
NASA closed.. . . . . Rajnikant bought all the rockets for diwali….
This message is sent by Rajnikant(In the interest of humanity): Guys plz stop making jokes on me "Otherwise, I will delete the INTERNET"

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Jab Rajnikant 3rd class me padtha tha tab kisi ne uske notes chura liye the. Ab wo wikipedia kehlate he Crazy people!!!! ;)

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"Kaun kehta he ki duniya 2012 me khatam ho jayegi. Rajnikant ne 1 laptop teen saal ki warranty ke sath kharida he"

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Jab Rajnikant student tha tab teacher uski class se bunk kar jate the!!!

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Rajinikant ko exam me 150 questions ka paper aya jisme use koi 100 question solve karne ko kaha gaya tha. Rajni ne sare 150 questions solve kar diye aur likha, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"

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Ek din mansoon me Rajnikant ne cricket khelne ka socha aur barish band ho gayi.

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ENGLISH LANGUAGE

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Rajnikant started college. All students were confused while taking admission because name of college is "Rajnikant's Medical College of Engineering for Commerce".

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Rajnikanth's next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and... The Titanic in the other

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Rajni can walk faster than light. "Rajni cannot be created or destroyed; it can only be changed from one form to another".

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Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox. Don't even try to guess what happened. We got two copies of the Xerox machine.

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One more: Once upon a time Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to getstrong teeth today that powder is known as "AMBUJA CEMENT"

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With due respect to RAJANI SIR,

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Deepak me jyoti, jyoti me prakash, 
pulkit hai dharti, jagmagaye akash, 
maa ka aashirbaad sab per rahe, viraje khushiyan apar. 
wish you Happy Navratra.

बाबा जी का एक परम भक्त बड़ी परेशानी की हालत में उनके पास गया और एक प्रश्न पूछा... 
भक्त: बाबा जी, एक पुरुष की सबसे बड़ी कमजोरी क्या होती है... 
बाबा जी: बच्चा, अगर तुम्हारे खवाब में कोई लड़की आए और वहा भी उसकी इज्ज़त बच जाए... 
तो इसे सबसे बड़ी कमजोरी कहते है... !!!

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एक लड़की अपनी सहेली को बता रही थी... 
कल रात मेरे ब्वॉयफ्रेंड ने अंधेरे में डालने की कोशिश की... 
मैंने मना भी किया कि रहने दे अंधेरा है, लाइट जला ले... 
पर वो नहीं माना और आखिर जोर लगा के तुड़वा ही बैठा... 
क्योंकि सुराख़ गलत था... 
अंधेरे में मोबाइल में चार्जर कापिन लगाना बड़ा ही मुश्किल काम है...!!! 

लड़की की झिड़की और संता की हाजिर जवाबी 
एक दिन संता की क्लास की एक लड़की, नई सैंडल पहन कर आई। 
संता को लड़की काफी पसंद थी। 
उन्होंनेउसको पटाने के चक्कर में तारीफ करते हुए कहा... संता: हे, तुम्हारी सैंडल तो बहुत प्यारी लग रही है आज... 
लड़की: उतारूं क्या... 
(इतराते हुए) संता: वैसे आज तुम्हारी टी-शर्ट और जींस भी बहुत सुंदर लग रही है... 

संता: यार, थम्स अप वालों की वजह से बहुत परेशानी हो रही है... 
बंता: क्यों? क्या हुआ...? 
संता: बीवी रोज रात को थम्स अप देकर कहती है.... 
चलो आज कुछ तूफानी करते हैं... ! !!

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NANO car Chalao na NANO se baan re,

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Socho agar bhagwan Ram rath ki jagah NANO car mein baith kar RAWAN se ladte to rawan kya kahta. . . Chalao na NANO se baan re, Jaan le lo na Ram re

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obama,manmohan.sonia aur aishwaya train me very funny hindi joke

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1bar obama,manmohan.sonia aur aishwaya train me the 
tabhi 1 gufa aayi kissing aur jhapad ki aawaj aayi 
jab train bahar aayi to obama ka gaal laal tha sab k sab chup. 
Sonia soch rahi thi k obama ne aish kokiss kiya hoga or thappad khaya hoga 
aish soch rahi thi k obama ne mujhe kiss karne k liye glti se sonia ko kiss kiya hoga aur jhapad khaya hoga and obama soch raha tha ki mnmohan aish ko kiss kiya lekin galti se mujhe jhapad mara 
manmohan soch raha tha k1 bar phir gufa aye mai kiss ki aawaj nikaal kar obama ko jhapad maaru abhi isne india ki politics dekhi kha hai

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,Khuda Jab Hussn Deta Hai, Nazakat Aa Hi Jaati Hai, 
Bachna Lakh Chahoon, Samne Qayamat Aa Hi Jaati Hai. 
Hai Mera Haal Kuch Aisa, Shehr Mein Inn Dino Aye Dost, 
Mere Ghar Pohuchne Se Pehle Shikayat Aa Hi Jati Hai. 
Na Wo Pehli Si Baaten Hai, Na Woh Pehla Sa Aapnapun, 
Suna Hai Hussn Ke Nikharne Pe, Yeh Aadat Aa Hi Jati Hai. 
Kai Baar Socha Kar Do Uss Zalim Ko Mein Ruswaa, 
Is Faisle K Beech Kambakht Sharafat Aa Hi Jaati Hai.

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PATHAN ON CYCLE

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Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha. 
Aurat chilla kar boli, "Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???" 
Pathan herat se… "Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida."

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SMS Jokes on Sardarji

Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: India .. Boss: which part? Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India . ***************************************************************** 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more. ***************************************************************** Sardar: What is the nameof your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol. ***************************************************************** Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. ***************************************************************** At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lostmy hand, oh! Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? ***************************************************************** Sardar: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! ' ***************************************************************** NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE: In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr...... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... ***************************************************************** Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Sardar: An old king's skeleton. Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

SMS Jokes on Sardarji

Boss: Where were you born? 
Sardar: India .. 
Boss: which part?
 Sardar: What 'which part'? 
Whole body was born in India . 


2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
 Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. 
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more. 


 Sardar: What is the nameof your car? 
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
 Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol. 


Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. 
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. 


 At the scene of an accident a man was crying: 
O God! I have lostmy hand, oh! 
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? 


Sardar: U cheated me. 
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. 
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! ' 

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE: 
In an interview,
 Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? 
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr...... 
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. 
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... 


Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? 
Sardar: An old king's skeleton. 
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? 
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

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Today, Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum..wah wahBarish hui aur bheeg gaye hum...
wah wah
Aage kya hua? Hona kya tha, Rajnikant ne phoonk mari, Aur sukh gaye hum!!
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