Fate Hue Condom Ki Paidaish

A Boy Asks His Mother One Day
Boy: “Mmy, Why Is My Bigger Brother Named Thunderstorm?”
She Told Him: “Because He Was Conceived During A Mighty Storm.”
Then He Asked: “Why Is My Sister Named Cornflower?”
She Replied: “Well, Your Father And I Were In A Cornfield When We Made Her.”
Boy: “And Why Is My Other Sister Called Moonchild?”
Mom Replied: “Because We Were Watching The Moon Landing While She Was Conceived.”
Thoughtfully, Mother Paused And Asked Her Son: “But Why Are You So Curious, Broken Rubber?“
Jokes on condom
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Name of Babies
Family Planning

Girl In A Church And In A Bath

Joke(A):
Q:What is the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bubble bath?
A: One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap - gross

Joke(A):
Girlfriends are appetizers:Tastes good at any time.
Mistress are pizzas:Hot n Spicy.
Wives are curd and rice:Eaten when there is no other option!

Kya kisi ko Admi pasand he

Daughter: Dad I'm a lesbian
Dad: ok it's cool
Second daughter: I'm also a lesbian
Dad: Christ! Doesn't anyone in this family love cock?
Son: I do!

Joke: Father: What will happen if the third war takes place?
Son: We will have one more addition chapter in our history book.

Underwear Ko Langoti Kyon Kehte He

Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath.
Tarzan removed his clothes.
All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked "Why"?
The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front"
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Secret of long life...
u Morning two eggs,
evening two pegs......
and night between two legs!!
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TEACHER-Why Underwear is Named As Langoti in Hindi?
SARDAR-Because It Takes Care Of 1 Lund & 2 GOTI. So it called "LANGOTI"..

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Difference between sun and women underwear

-Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.
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Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
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Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... Forward... Backward... Forward... Backward.... Forward... Stop and eject.
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Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are screwed.

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Sexy jokes sms in english for adult

Bar Girl Dancing, Public Claping .
She Removes Her Top, More Claps..

Removes Her Skirt, Louder Claps ..

& Panty, Total Silence????.
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Moral : You Cant Clap With 1Hand
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New Ones
Adult Questions & Answers:
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Q: What's the difference between cricketers and condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops.
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Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass.
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Student Teacher Sms

A student called up his HOD, but got his wife instead on d call.
"He died last week." she explained.
The next day the student called again n askd for the HOD..
"I told you" the wife replied, "He died last week."
The next day he called again and asked to speak to HOD.
By this time wife shouted, "I-VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND,YOUR HOD, DIED LAST WEEK!WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING.."
He replied laughing,
"I just love hearing it"

Fighting Couple English Sms

A couple Fighting on phone
A couple Fighting on phone Girl: I know u dont love me now :( you love somebody else
Boy: I also know dat u dont love me :( ...
Girl: I'm breaking up with you go to the person whom you love :'(
(Girl cuts the phone, and boy callher again and at the same time girl call hers)
(The number you have dial is busy)
(Girl calling him Boy picks her call)
Girl: Who is the bitch you were calling? :q
Boy : it was you :P

Types of potty popular jokes on whatsapp

Potty has 5 colors:
1- yellow
2- green
3- black
4- red
5- brown
Normally what can we see in a Potty:
1. Seeds of ladies finger
2. Chopped chillies
3. Rolled tomatoes
4. Coriander leaves
5. Corn
If u look at the shape of Potty carefully,you can visualise various things -
1. eagle
2. snake
3. bhoot
4. dinosaur
5. gobar ki gol thaipdi
Types of Potty:
1. Thin
2. Hard
3. Soluble
4. Dry
5. Jelly
6. Oily
Types of Potty
 GHOST potty
The kind of potty when u felt there’s potty coming out, but no potty in a toilet💭

 CLEAN potty
U potty it out, see a potty in the toilet but nothing on the tissue✅

 WET potty
After wiping plenty times you still feel un wiped

 SECOND WAVE potty
U’re done potting, u’ve pulled up your pants and realize u need to potty some more

 POP A VEIN IN YOUR FOREHEAD potty
U strain so much to get it out you feel like you’re having a stroke 😤

 GASSY potty
So noisy, every1 within earshot is giggling 

 SKID MARKS potty
It leaves the most noticeable skid marks at the bottom of the toilet🍩
 BURN potty
Reminds you that u had too much of chillies the previous night.
 BIO WARFARE potty
Turns your toilet into a toxic chamber. Makes u regret u left your deodorant outside.🙊
 THE I WISH I COULD potty
U wanna potty but all u do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times 

 WET CHEEK potty
It drops so fast it splashes water on your butt cheeks 💧

 THE DANGLING potty
The one that refuses to leave your ass u need to shake it off 🎊

 THE SURPRISE potty
You’re about to fart but BAAAMMMM! IT’S A POTTY!!! 
No matter how beautiful or rich you are but im sure you’ve experienced one or more of those potty type...
No morning can be good without a Happy Potty
😆😆😆😆
Plz pass dis information 2 all n enjoy potty day..
Wish Potty day to 7 People & hv a Smooth Potty wid full pressure and surround sound.

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funny buisness manager and technology

1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
2. Construction manager is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
3. Controls manager is one who asks if the baby is in the budget (and if it saves money to adopt).
4. Project Engineer is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
5. Instrument engineer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
6. Process Engineers are the ones who think at eight months into the pregnancy that the baby’s sex is wrong.
7. Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.
8. Structural Engineering is still figuring out how to produce a baby.
9. Procurement buys condoms by mistake.
10. Planning Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
11. Doc Control Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
12. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
13. Piping Designers don’t care they just want the woman!!
14. Security Manager is a person that creates a policy requiring appropriate firewall, anti-virus and IDS controls be implemented prior to any new procreation process being initiated in the company.
15. Incident Response Manager is a person that has a highly-trained team of security experts ready to respond to the obvious failure in the Intrusion Prevention System when the baby is discovered.
16. DR/BCP Manager is a person who has another man and woman ready at a site at least 100 Km away in case some natural disaster interrupts the primary couple’s baby-making process.
17. Helpdesk Manager is a person who, after ensuring the call was redirected at least three times and the couple put on hold for at least a fortnight, finally allows the call to be escalated to him/her and suggests the couple stop lovemaking as they obviously did not follow the instructions which clearly told them how to avoid creating a baby in the first place. He/she also notes that since the baby is now over two weeks old, it is out of warranty and cannot be returned
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Actuary and the Farmer

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An actuary and a farmer were travelling by train. When they passed a flock of sheep in a meadow, the actuary said, "There are 1248 sheep out there."
The farmer replied, "Amazing. By chance, I know the owner, and the figure is absolutely correct. How did you count them so quickly?"
The actuary answered, "Easy, I just counted the number of legs and divided by four.

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Barn Insurance

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Larry's barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company.
Susan told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money."
The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute, Susan. Insurance doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of what was insured and provide you with a new one of comparable worth."
There was a long pause before Susan replied, "Then I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband." Hosting that's lightening fast - from $2.79/mo!

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Sex Life KA Insurance

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If you sleep with your wife that's Legal and General.
If you sleep with your girlfriend that's Mutual Trust.
If you sleep with a prostitute that's Commercial Union.
If you sleep with all types that's Group Life.
If your wife lets you sleep around that's Liberty Life

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How Do You Start Flood?

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A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.
The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything."
That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
The puzzled lawyer asked, "How do you start a flood?"

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You Have a Job!

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A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job.
"We don't need any one," they replied. "You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone anytime any thing."
 "We have two prospects that no one has been able to sell. If you can sell just one, you have a job."
He was gone for about two hours and returned and handed them two checks, one for a $80,000 policy and another for a $50,000 policy.
"How in the world did you do that," they asked.
"I told you I'm the world's best salesman, I can sell anyone anywhere anytime."
"Did you get a urine sample?" they asked him.
"What's that?" he asked.
"Well, if you sell a policy over $40,000 the company requires a urine sample. Take these two bottles and go back and get urine samples.
" He was gone for about eight hours and then he walks in with two five gallon buckets, one in each hand. He sets the buckets down and reaches in his shirt pocket and produces two bottles of urine and sets them on the desk and says, "Here's Mr. Brown's and this one is Mr. Smith's."
"That's good," they said, "but what's in those two buckets?"
"Well, I passed by the school house and they were having a state teachers convention and I sold them a group policy!"

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सफ़र जैसा मजा कही नहीं , लेकिन  घाटी डरा देती है ...

भाई जैसा प्यार कही नहीं, लेकिन भाभी लड़ा देती है ...

Pati Patni

Patni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mujhe ch.o.d karke chale
gaye.
Pati: tumne unhe roka nahi?
Patni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge

Na Karta Hai Na Karne Deta Hai

Ek Bar Ek Aurat Apne Padosi Ke Sath Sex Ker Rahi Hoti Hai To Achanak Uska Pati Aa Jata Hai.
Yeh Dekh Ker Pati Padosi Ko Pitne Laga To Patni Bolti Hai: p"Maro Aur Maro Parayi Aurat Ki Ijjat Per Hath Dalta Hai"
Itne Mein Padosi Uske Pati Ko Pitne Lagta Hai Tabhi Patni Fir Bolti Hai"Maro Aur Maro Sale Ko Na Karta Hai Na Karne Deta Hai"

Niche Ke Baal

APNI BRA ME RAKHA THA

Akbar Ne Apni Begum Ko Surprise Dene Ki Sochi,
Or Ussne Apne Niche Ke Baal Katwa Diye,
Akbar Raat Ko Chupke Se So Gaya
Nind Mein Begum Ne Jab Hath Fera Toh Boli
Arrey Birbal Tum Kab Aaye

Ek Ladki Nurse Se

Ek Ladki Nurse Se:"Meri C.h.o.o.t Fat Gayi Hai Mujhe Taanke Lagwane Hain ."
Nurse:"Size Kitna Rakhna Hai?"
Ladki Soch Kar Boli:"Apni Ke Jitna Rakh Do."
Nurse:"Fir Toh Aur Jyada Faadni Padegi…

romantic sms message 16

Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut,
Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad bahut.
Is
suhaane mausam mein saath nahi tha koi,
Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut.

romantic sms message

Ae barish(rain) jara tham k baras,
jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam k baras,
pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake,
phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake.