Sardar Chutkule Lund Ki Aadat

Sexy gande चुटकले
Vesya - - - - Sardarji lund Seedha Fuddi Me Dalo na , Niche Gand Me Slip Ho Raha Hai !
Sardar - - - - jaan de Kudiye jaan de Bhen Chod Nu Gu Khan Dee Adat Hai .   



Hostel Me Ek Ladka Dusare Se bola - " yaar Exam Paas Aa Gaye Hai , Mujhe Kal Jaldi Utha Dena"
Doosra bola - " Tu mera lund pakad Ke so Jaa , Yah Roj Mujhse Pehle Uth Jata Hai "

exam joke

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehtahai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'saLaw' kehta hai?
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
Rupaye fase huye hain.
Generation Next Motto:
Na hum shaadi karenge,
Na apne bachchon ko karne denge