Pappu Jokes

Ek shaitan baccha unknown number se call karta hai..

ek aadmi uthata hai.. Aadmi:” Hello..

Baccha:” Ullo pullo kullo !!

Aadmi:” Kaun hai be ??

Baccha:” Ek Insan

Aadmi:” Wo pata hai naam bol ??

Baccha:” Main ek ganda bacha hu !

Aadmi:” Teri to esi ki tesi Kahaan rehta hai tu ??

Baccha:” Prithvi pe..

Aadmi:” Wo to pata hai, phone kyu kiya ??

Baccha:” Tujhe pareshan karne ke liye

Aadmi:” Ruk saale..

apne baap ko bula! Chhakke ki aulaad..

Baccha:” Hello papa, main pappu… :p :O 

Rand Aur Vaisya Me Fark

RAND aur VAISYA me Kya Farak Hai???
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RAND South Africa Ki Currency Hai,
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VAISYA Bank Hai.

Sudhar jao kamino, mera har koi msg non veg nahi hota. Soch badlo. Desh badlega��.
Modi Akela kitna hilayega...

i mean system..

sale kamine tum nahi sudharoge...
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Difference between bar and g spot

Joke

A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone!!

Jokes sms

Q: Whats the difference between a bar and a G-spot?
A: Most men have no trouble finding a bar.