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Salute To Indian Army

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नाज हमें है उन वीरों पर, जो मान बड़ा कर आये हैं
दुश्मन को घुसकर के मारा, शान बड़ा कर आये हैं,

मोदी जी अब मान गये हम, छप्पन इंची सीना है
कुचल, मसल दो उन सब को अब, चैन जिन्होंने छीना है,

और आस अब बड़ी वतन की, अरमान बड़ा कर आये हैं
नाज हमें है उन वीरों पर, जो शान बड़ा कर आये हैं,
Share to your freinds if you love your country


Best Good Morning Thoughts in Hindi

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  1 . Pratidin 10 Se 30 Minute tahalne Ki Adat Banayein . tahalte Samay Chehre Par muskurahat Rakhein .

  . . . . ⓙⓢⓣⓥⓒⓨ . . . .


2 . Pratidin Kam Se Kam 10 Minute Chup Rehkar Baithein .

  . . . . ⓙⓢⓣⓥⓒⓨ . . . .


3 . Pichhle Sal Ki Tulna Me Is Sal Jyada Pustakein Padhein .

  . . . . ⓙⓢⓣⓥⓒⓨ . . . .


4 . 70 Sal Ki Umra Se Adhik Ayoo Ke bujurgon Aur 6 Sal Se Kam Ayoo Ke Bachhon Ke Sath Bhi Kuch Samay Vyatit Karein .

  . . . . ⓙⓢⓣⓥⓒⓨ . . . .


5 . Pratidin Khoob Pani Piye .

  . . . . ⓙⓢⓣⓥⓒⓨ . . . .


6 . Pratidin Kam Se Kam Teen Logon Ke Chehre Par muskaan Lane Ki Koshish Karein .

  . . . . ⓙⓢⓣⓥⓒⓨ . . . .


7 . gapshap Par Apni keemti Urja BarBaad N Karein .

  . . . . ⓙⓢⓣⓥⓒⓨ . . . .


8 . Ateet Ke Muddo Ko Bhool Jayein , Ateet Ki galatiyon Ko Apne jeevansathi Ko Yaad N dilaye .

  . . . . ⓙⓢⓣⓥⓒⓨ . . . .


9 . ehsaas kijiye Ki Jeevan Ek School Hai Aur Aap Yahan seekhne Ke Liye Aaye Hain . Jo Samasyaein Aap Yahan Dekhte Hain , Ve pathyakram Ka Hissa Hain .

  . . . . ⓙⓢⓣⓥⓒⓨ . . . .


10 . Ek Raja Ki Tarah nashta , Ek Rajkumar Ki Tarah Dopahar Ka Bhojan Aur Ek Bhikhari Ki Tarah Raat Ka Khana khayein .

  . . . . ⓙⓢⓣⓥⓒⓨ . . . .


11 . Dusron Se nafrat Karne Me Apna Samay Wa Urja BarBaad N Karein . nafrat Ke Liye Ye Jeevan Bahut Chhota Hai .

  . . . . ⓙⓢⓣⓥⓒⓨ . . . .


12 . Aapko Har Bahas Me Jeetne Ki Jarurat Nahi Hai , asahmati Par Bhi Apni Sahmati Dein .

  . . . . ⓙⓢⓣⓥⓒⓨ . . . .


13 . Apne Jeevan Ki Tulna Dusron Se N Karein .

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14 . galati Ke Liye galati Karne Wale Ko maaf Karna seekhein .

  . . . . ⓙⓢⓣⓥⓒⓨ . . . .


15 . Ye sochna Apka Kaam Nahi Ki Doosre Log Apke Bare Me Kya sochte Hain .

  . . . . ⓙⓢⓣⓥⓒⓨ . . . .


16 . Samay ! Sab Ghav Bhar Deta Hai .

  . . . . ⓙⓢⓣⓥⓒⓨ . . . .


17 . irshya Karna Samay Ki BaraBadi Hai . Jarurat Ka Sab Kuch Apke Paas Hai .


  . . . . ⓙⓢⓣⓥⓒⓨ . . . .

18 . Pratidin Dusron Ka Kuch Bhala Karein .

  . . . . ⓙⓢⓣⓥⓒⓨ . . . .

19 . Jab Aap Subah jagein To Apne Mata - Pita Ko dhanyawad Dein , Kyonki Mata - Pita Ki Kushal Parvarish Ke Karan Aap Is Duniya Me Hain .

  . . . . ⓙⓢⓣⓥⓒⓨ . . . .

20 . Har Us Vyakti Ko Ye SanDesh Share Karein Jiski Aap Parwah Karte Hain .

  . . . . ⓙⓢⓣⓥⓒⓨ . . . .


Whatsapp Masti Jokes 2016

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  Ek Chhoti Ladki Ne Apni Dadi Se Puchha , ' Dadi Maa , Roj Raat Ko Hamare Ghar Ek Aadmi Aur Ek Aurat Aate Hain Aur Subah Gayab Ho Jate Hain । Ve Dono Kaun Hain ? ' Dadi Maa ' He Bhagwan , To Tune Unhe Dekh Liya । Beti , Ve Dono Tere Mummy - Papa Hain , Jo Kai Sal Se Noida Me Hamare Sath Rehte Hain Aur Gudganv Me Job Karte Hain । Dadi  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   Adhyapak ( Chhatron Se ) Usane Aatmhatya Kar Lee Aur Use Aatmhatya Karni Padi । In Dono Me Antar Batao ।   Chhatra Sar , Pehle Vaky Se Vyakti Ke Avivahit Hone Aur Doosre Se Uske vivahit Hone Ka Pata Chalata Hai ।  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   Master Ji Ne Student Ka Lunch Pura Kha Liya Aur Dakarte Hue Bole Beta , Ghar Jakar Mera Naam To Nahi Loge Ki Maine Tumhara Lunch Kha Liya . . .   Bachha Masoomiyat Ke Sath Nahi Master Ji , Main Ghar Jakar Bol Doonga Ki . . .   Ki Mera Khana Kutta Kha Gaya . . .   . . . . . . . . . . . . . m . . . . . .   Ladka I Love you   Ladki Lekin Main Kisi Aur Se Pyar Karti Hoon ।   Ladka Ok , Koi Baat Nahi । Mere Liye To Tumhari Khushee Hee Sabse Badi Cheej Hai ।   Is Kahani Se Shiksha Milti Hai Ki Jahan Aur Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte , Wahan Dialogue To Achachha Mar Hee Dena Chahiye ।  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   2 Bachhon Ki Maa Teesari Shadi Kar Rahi Thi । Feron Ke Time Ek Bachha Rone Laga । Maa Ka Jawab Sunkar Dulha behosh Ho Gaya ।   Maa Boli , Chup Ho Jaa , Nahi To Agli Baar Nahi Laungi ।  . . . ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   Ladki - Tum Sare Ladke Ek Jaise Hee Kyon Hote Ho ?   Ladka - Actually Ham makeup Nahi Karte N ।  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   ChamPooji Ko Dekhne Gaye Gharwalon Ne Unko Baat Karne Ke Liye Akele Baitha Diya ।   Ladki Darte Hue - Bhai Aap Kitne Bhai - Bahan Ho ! !   ChamPooji - Abhi Tak To 3 The Ab 4 Ho Gaye ।  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   Ramu Har Roj Naye joote Pahankar Kaam Karne Jata Tha ।   Ramu Ke Mitro Ko Raha Nahi Gaya ।   Unhonne Ramu Ko Puchha , Yaar Ramu Kya Tumne joote Ki Dukan Khol Rakhi Hai Jo Roj Naye joote Pahankar Aate Ho ।   Ramu Hanskar Bola , Nahi Yaar Mere Ghar Ke Samne Naya Mandir Ban Gaya Hai ।  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   Ek Bachhe Ne Pita Se Ek Shadi Samaroh Me Puchha - Papa , Shadi Ke Mandap Me Dulha , Dulhan Ka Hath Kyon Pakadta Hai ?   Pita Ne Lambi Saans Bharate Hue Kahaa - Beta Yah To Ek Rasm Hai , Kushti Se Pehle Pahalwan Bhi Akhade Me Hath Milate Hain ।  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   Park Ke Kinare Ek Yuvati Ko Akela Pakar Ponchooji Hath Me Fool Liye Uska Pichha Kar Rahe The ।   Yuvati - Tumhe Pata Hai ! Pichhe Meri Maa Aa Rahi Hain ?   Ponchooji - Are , Ham To Khandani Ashiq Hai । Tumhari Maa Ke Pichhe Mere PitaShri Aa Rahe Hai । 

Family jokes hindi me

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Family Jokes

Dad – बेटा लस्सी पीयेगा?
Kid – नही…

Dad – बेटा दूध पीयेगा?
Kid – नही…

Dad- बेटा जूस पीयेगा?
Kid – नही…

Dad – “बिल्कुल माँ पर गया है, लगता खून ही पीयेगा !!!”

माँ वहीँ बैठी थी, उससे रहा नहीं गया ….

Mom – बेटा एपल खाओगे?
Kid – नही…

Mom – बेटा आम खाओगे?
Kid – नही…

Mom – बेटा ऑरेंज खाओगे?
Kid – नही…

Mom – “बिल्कुल बाप पर गया है, चप्पल ही खाएगा !!!

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