PATI PATNI Kitne Logon Ke Sath Soyi Ho?

Suhagraat ke Din
Pati Patni Se:Tum Shadi Se Pehle Kitne Logon Ke Sath Soyi Ho?
Patni Muskurate Hue: Soyi to Kewal Aapke Sath Hoon. Aur logon ne to Sone Hi Nahi Diya.

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Q: What is the difference between a person who is comitting suicide & a Virgin?
A: One is trying to die & the other is dying to try!

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On their 1st night,
Wife: How many women have you slept with?
Husband proudly replies: Only with you darling, with the others I was awake!

Joke(A):Doctor: I have some good news for you, Mrs Roy. Pardon me, she interrupted, but its Miss Roy. Doctor: Oh, then, I have some bad news for you Miss Roy.

Joke(A):Boy: Darling, am I the first guy you have ever kissed? Girl: Of course, you are the first guy. Why do all men ask the same silly question?? Repeated

Rand Aur Vaisya Me Fark

RAND aur VAISYA me Kya Farak Hai???
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RAND South Africa Ki Currency Hai,
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VAISYA Bank Hai.

Sudhar jao kamino, mera har koi msg non veg nahi hota. Soch badlo. Desh badlega��.
Modi Akela kitna hilayega...

i mean system..

sale kamine tum nahi sudharoge...
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Girl In A Church And In A Bath

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Q:What is the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bubble bath?
A: One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap - gross

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Girlfriends are appetizers:Tastes good at any time.
Mistress are pizzas:Hot n Spicy.
Wives are curd and rice:Eaten when there is no other option!

What is Foreplay Jokes In English

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Q: What do a man and a rollercoaster have in common?
A: You wait for three hours for a two-minute ride!!

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Pappu: Jaggu, why are you crying?
Jaggu: I saw a women wearing a sweatshirt with 'GUESS' written on it. So I said 'Implants?'.

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Q: What is a man's definition of foreplay?
Ans: Half an hour of serious begging!

Best Jokes in English

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Q: Whats the difference between ur job and ur girlfriend?
Ans: Your job always sucks!!!!!

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3 Chinese men BU, CHU n FU went to USA.
They Americanized their names. BU becomes Buck, CHU becomes Chuck, Fu went back to CHINA!

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Roman girl: What can you do for me?
Egyptian boy: Come behind the pyramid, I shall make you a MUMMY.

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What is the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet and tight in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later.

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Advertisement by a Panty Manufacturer: We are not the Best in the World, But we are definitely closest to the Best thing in the World!!

बस में लड़की को कैसे छेड़े

Teacher-Shaadi kya hai.
Student-Kunwaron ke liye alpenliebe jee lalchaye raha na jaye aur shaadishuda ke liye chlormint dubara mat puchna

Ek aadmi bus mein ladki ko tang kar raha tha.
Ladki-Aap galat kar rahe ho.
Aadmi-Itni bheed mein sahi dhang se nahi ched sakta.

Sharabi Doctor se-Aap meri sharaab chhudwa sakte ho.
Doctor-Haan kyun nahi.
Sharabi-To police ne meri 20 bottle pakdi hai chhudwa do.

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More JokesPREMI NE APNI PREMIKA KE KAAN ME KYA
X RAY ME NUDE DIKHNE WALA CHASMA
LADKI KI UNDERWEAR 15 MINUTES BAAD
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BAR AND G SPOT

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Kya kisi ko Admi pasand he

Daughter: Dad I'm a lesbian
Dad: ok it's cool
Second daughter: I'm also a lesbian
Dad: Christ! Doesn't anyone in this family love cock?
Son: I do!

Joke: Father: What will happen if the third war takes place?
Son: We will have one more addition chapter in our history book.

Underwear Ko Langoti Kyon Kehte He

Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath.
Tarzan removed his clothes.
All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked "Why"?
The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front"
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Secret of long life...
u Morning two eggs,
evening two pegs......
and night between two legs!!
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TEACHER-Why Underwear is Named As Langoti in Hindi?
SARDAR-Because It Takes Care Of 1 Lund & 2 GOTI. So it called "LANGOTI"..

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Job Of A Gynacologist

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag

7 qualities of a perfect wife: Beautiful, Responsible Energetic Adorable Sweet Truthful and Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T. S
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Q: Who is a gynecologist? A
: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.
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Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.

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Student Teacher Sms

A student called up his HOD, but got his wife instead on d call.
"He died last week." she explained.
The next day the student called again n askd for the HOD..
"I told you" the wife replied, "He died last week."
The next day he called again and asked to speak to HOD.
By this time wife shouted, "I-VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND,YOUR HOD, DIED LAST WEEK!WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING.."
He replied laughing,
"I just love hearing it"

Fighting Couple English Sms

A couple Fighting on phone
A couple Fighting on phone Girl: I know u dont love me now :( you love somebody else
Boy: I also know dat u dont love me :( ...
Girl: I'm breaking up with you go to the person whom you love :'(
(Girl cuts the phone, and boy callher again and at the same time girl call hers)
(The number you have dial is busy)
(Girl calling him Boy picks her call)
Girl: Who is the bitch you were calling? :q
Boy : it was you :P