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Subject: hathi aur chuha

Message: Ek Hathi sikari ke jaal me fas gaya .
Tabhi vahanse ek Chuha gujra .
Use dekhkar hathi ne use kaha :- Please mujhe yahan se chudao .
Mai tumhe apni gand marne dunga .
Chuha khus hua aur use jaal tod kar bahar nikala .
Chuha :- Chal .
Hathi :- kahan ?
Chuha :- us nariyel ke ped ke niche .
Hathi gaya aur chuha suru ho gaya .
Wo hathi ke gand me jata aur bahar aata .
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Chuha :- Kyun , bhari pad gaya na ?

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Message: Ek faujii jung se 3 saal baad wapas aya aur
khidki k paas udaas baith gaya.
Biwi ko sex ki ichha hui.
Biwi dupatta gira k boli dekho
hawa ne mera kya uda diya.
Faujji chup.
Phir kurti nikali aur boli,dekho hawa ne mera kya uda diya..
Faujji fir chup..
phir salwar utari aur boli,dekho hawane
mera kya uda diya....
Faujji ko gussa aya, pent utar kar bola: "
dekh bomb ne mera kya uda diya"
Biwi chup... 😀

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Seth ne pappu ko dukaan pe rakha.

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Seth ek din pappu se milne shop pe aaya to wo Grahak ko Fishing Rod bech raha tha..Seth khada ho k dekhne laga.. grahak ne 800 me fishing rod kharid li..

Pappu bola - Itne mehnge joote pehan ke fishing karoge..?

Sports shoe le lo..

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Wo bola fish rakhne ke lie ek basket le lo.. usne le li..

Is tarah uska bill 8000 bana.

Seth bahut khush hua bola - Tum acche salesman ho, Wo keval fishng rod lene aaya tha aur Tumne itna saman bech diya..:)

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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.

Saheb: Kal aana. Kal

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