6 Stages of Married Life

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6 stages of married life: Tri-weekly, Try weekly, Try weakly, Try oysters, Try anything, Try to remember! Difficult to understand

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A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When you deliver a baby; baby's father will die.
Lady: Thank God! My husband is safe. Repeated             

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Forgetting with age: First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip your fly; and then you forget to unzip ur fly!

Ise Kehte He Naya Message

Ise  kehte Naya Message
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�� bahut puraani baat hai....
Ek african apni family k sath jungle me hi  rhta tha....
usane kabhi mirror nahi dekha tha..

��1din jungle me use shisha mila.

��Usme khud ko dekh kr smjha k uske baap ki tasvir h

��aur. wo use apne ghar le gya or roz bate krne lga.

��Uski biwi ko shak hua,

��1din jb uska pati bahar gya hua tha to usne shisha bahar nikala

��aur apni shakl dekh k boli :
"Accha..
To ye h wo Kal-muhi
jis se mera pati baaten krta hai"

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Usne sheesha apni saas ko dikhaya,

��To Saas boli :
"chinta mat kar ..
Shukar mana...
buddhi hai,
jaldi hi mar jayegi" :

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♈��     Naya aaya hai ...............................................forward karo

Kya apko banana khana aata he?

A hoarding in a lingerie shop:
We sell BRA & PANTIES in following sizes:
Oohhh, Aaah, Wow and also in Baap re Baap, Hey Bhagwan and Iski Maa ki!
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Fastest marriage proposal agreement:
Boy- 'Khana Banana'
ata hai.??
Girl- Nahi par..
'BANANA Khana' ata hai.?
And they get married..:,

4 दिन से चड्डी नहीं पहनी

Sexy adult jokes in hindi बड़ी बहन हनीमून पर गई।
छोटी ने मैसेज किया, "दीदी जो जीन्स दी थी,
उसे जरूर पहनना'।
दीदी ने जवाब दिया,
"इस हरामखोर, ने 4 दिन से चड्ढी नहीं पहनने दी है और तुझे जीन्स की पड़ी है?"

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Underwear Ko Langoti Kyon Kehte He

Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath.
Tarzan removed his clothes.
All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked "Why"?
The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front"
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Secret of long life...
u Morning two eggs,
evening two pegs......
and night between two legs!!
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TEACHER-Why Underwear is Named As Langoti in Hindi?
SARDAR-Because It Takes Care Of 1 Lund & 2 GOTI. So it called "LANGOTI"..

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CONDUCTOR OF A BUS

Ek Pahalwaan, jo 6 feet Lamba aur strong tha, wo bus me ja rha tha...
Conductor : Bhaisahab Ticket.
Pahalwaan : ham Ticket nahi liya karte...
Conductor Ghabra gaya,
par kuch kar na saka,
par vo ye baat dil pe le gayaa aur gym join kar liya...
Daily wo pahalwaan se puchta aur pahalwaan bolta ham ticket nhi lete .
Aise 6 months nikal gye....
Ab conductor bhi pahalwan ki tarah tagda ho gya....
Agle Din conductor : Bhai ticket lele...
Pahalwaan : Hum ticket nhi lete...
Conductor : chaati dikhate hue"Q nhi leta be ??". ..
Pahalwaan : roadways ka Pass banwa rakha hai,isliye nhi leta...
Simple socho yaar. Dimag ki maa mat khodo..... samajh gaye

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Next Joke:FLIRT WITH A GIRL
Previous Joke:संता का बेटा

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Hindi Jokes Sms Collection 2013

Hindi jokes sms 2013
BOY-Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mujse Kr Do Mai Apko Uske Vazan K Brabar Sona Duga
GOLU-Waqt do
BOY-Sochne ko?
GOLU-Nai Beti Ka Vazn Barhane K Liye


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Snta k Sar Se Khoon Nikal rha Tha
DOctor:Ye kaise Hua
Snta:Me Hatho Se Patthar Tod rha Tha To kisi ne kha"Paaji kabhi to Dimag Istemal karo"

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SNTA: Dukh to jivan ka sathi he OR sukh to aata-jata h
BNTA: Shi bat he, meri Biwi hamesha sath hi rhti he OR meri Sali aati-jati rahti h

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Sardar in a Art Gallery--Yeh bhayanak Tasvir ko aap modern Art kahte hai.?
Art Deale - Mere baap! Tu dimag mat laga. Yeh Aaina hai.!

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Snta Ko Electric Chair Pr Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gayi Jallad-Aakhri Khwahis Kya H?
Snta-Mujhe Dar Lag Rha H -------------- Mera Hath Pakd Le


--- Jism kamp gaya,
Jab snta ne bnta ki Daadi se Kha: Daadi Koi acha sa Gana to Sunao!!"
Aur Daadi Boli :I Wanna Chiggi Whiggi With You Boy

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Meri har yaad me TUM ho
Meri har soch me TUM ho
Meri har dua me TUM ho
meri har aas me TUM ho
Aur TUM ho Kutte ki DUM ho
Pta nhi kaha GUM ho


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Santa & Banta ne Zindgi me pehli bar Riksha dekha
Snta:dekho kitna chhota Taanga
Bnta:Han aur Gadha to ghoda bilkul aadmi jaisa lagta he

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Snta schol s rota aya
ma-Q ro rhe ho
snta-Sir ne mara
Ma-Q
snta-Wo banta Ko dant rhe the to maine Use Misal Di Jo "bhonkte"he wo "kat'te"nhi

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Top 10 Sexy Women very funny

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Deepak me jyoti, jyoti me prakash, 
pulkit hai dharti, jagmagaye akash, 
maa ka aashirbaad sab per rahe, viraje khushiyan apar. 
wish you Happy Navratra.

बाबा जी का एक परम भक्त बड़ी परेशानी की हालत में उनके पास गया और एक प्रश्न पूछा... 
भक्त: बाबा जी, एक पुरुष की सबसे बड़ी कमजोरी क्या होती है... 
बाबा जी: बच्चा, अगर तुम्हारे खवाब में कोई लड़की आए और वहा भी उसकी इज्ज़त बच जाए... 
तो इसे सबसे बड़ी कमजोरी कहते है... !!!

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girlfriend boyfriend

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एक लड़की अपनी सहेली को बता रही थी... 
कल रात मेरे ब्वॉयफ्रेंड ने अंधेरे में डालने की कोशिश की... 
मैंने मना भी किया कि रहने दे अंधेरा है, लाइट जला ले... 
पर वो नहीं माना और आखिर जोर लगा के तुड़वा ही बैठा... 
क्योंकि सुराख़ गलत था... 
अंधेरे में मोबाइल में चार्जर कापिन लगाना बड़ा ही मुश्किल काम है...!!! 

लड़की की झिड़की और संता की हाजिर जवाबी 
एक दिन संता की क्लास की एक लड़की, नई सैंडल पहन कर आई। 
संता को लड़की काफी पसंद थी। 
उन्होंनेउसको पटाने के चक्कर में तारीफ करते हुए कहा... संता: हे, तुम्हारी सैंडल तो बहुत प्यारी लग रही है आज... 
लड़की: उतारूं क्या... 
(इतराते हुए) संता: वैसे आज तुम्हारी टी-शर्ट और जींस भी बहुत सुंदर लग रही है... 

संता: यार, थम्स अप वालों की वजह से बहुत परेशानी हो रही है... 
बंता: क्यों? क्या हुआ...? 
संता: बीवी रोज रात को थम्स अप देकर कहती है.... 
चलो आज कुछ तूफानी करते हैं... ! !!

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NANO car Chalao na NANO se baan re,

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Socho agar bhagwan Ram rath ki jagah NANO car mein baith kar RAWAN se ladte to rawan kya kahta. . . Chalao na NANO se baan re, Jaan le lo na Ram re

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obama,manmohan.sonia aur aishwaya train me very funny hindi joke

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1bar obama,manmohan.sonia aur aishwaya train me the 
tabhi 1 gufa aayi kissing aur jhapad ki aawaj aayi 
jab train bahar aayi to obama ka gaal laal tha sab k sab chup. 
Sonia soch rahi thi k obama ne aish kokiss kiya hoga or thappad khaya hoga 
aish soch rahi thi k obama ne mujhe kiss karne k liye glti se sonia ko kiss kiya hoga aur jhapad khaya hoga and obama soch raha tha ki mnmohan aish ko kiss kiya lekin galti se mujhe jhapad mara 
manmohan soch raha tha k1 bar phir gufa aye mai kiss ki aawaj nikaal kar obama ko jhapad maaru abhi isne india ki politics dekhi kha hai

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romantic shayri

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,Khuda Jab Hussn Deta Hai, Nazakat Aa Hi Jaati Hai, 
Bachna Lakh Chahoon, Samne Qayamat Aa Hi Jaati Hai. 
Hai Mera Haal Kuch Aisa, Shehr Mein Inn Dino Aye Dost, 
Mere Ghar Pohuchne Se Pehle Shikayat Aa Hi Jati Hai. 
Na Wo Pehli Si Baaten Hai, Na Woh Pehla Sa Aapnapun, 
Suna Hai Hussn Ke Nikharne Pe, Yeh Aadat Aa Hi Jati Hai. 
Kai Baar Socha Kar Do Uss Zalim Ko Mein Ruswaa, 
Is Faisle K Beech Kambakht Sharafat Aa Hi Jaati Hai.

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PATHAN ON CYCLE

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Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha. 
Aurat chilla kar boli, "Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???" 
Pathan herat se… "Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida."

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obama,manmohan.sonia aur aishwaya train me very funny hindi joke

1bar obama,manmohan.sonia aur aishwaya train me the tabhi 1 gufa aayi kissing aur jhapad ki aawaj aayi jab train bahar aayi to obama ka gaal laal tha sab k sab chup. Sonia soch rahi thi k obama ne aish kokiss kiya hoga or thappad khaya hoga aish soch rahi thi k obama ne mujhe kiss karne k liye glti se sonia ko kiss kiya hoga aur jhapad khaya hoga and obama soch raha tha ki mnmohan aish ko kiss kiya lekin galti se mujhe jhapad mara manmohan soch raha tha k1 bar phir gufa aye mai kiss ki aawaj nikaal kar obama ko jhapad maaru abhi isne india ki politics dekhi kha hai

PATHAN ON CYCLE

Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.

Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???”



Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”

SMS Jokes on Sardarji

Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: India .. Boss: which part? Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India . ***************************************************************** 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more. ***************************************************************** Sardar: What is the nameof your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol. ***************************************************************** Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. ***************************************************************** At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lostmy hand, oh! Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? ***************************************************************** Sardar: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! ' ***************************************************************** NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE: In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr...... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... ***************************************************************** Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Sardar: An old king's skeleton. Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

pappu joke

Emotional but Cool....... 
Ishq ke school main ek naya mohol aya . . . 
Ishq ke school main ek naya mohol aya .. . 
Pappu ki GF se puri class ko pyaar ho gaya . 
Tab se Pappu udas ho gaya.. . . . . 
Puri class fail aur"PAPPU PASS HOGAYA"