Shararti Bachha Aur Masterji

  shararati Bachha Masterji Ek Sawal Puchhe
Master Ji Haan Haan Poocho . ��
.
Bachha Hathi Ko Fridge Me Kaise Rakhenge ?
Masterji bewkoof , Hathi Fridge Me Nahi Jaa
Sakta Hai .
Bachha Masterji Fridge Bahut Bada Hai ,
Pehle Fridge Kholenge Aur Hathi Ko
Andar Dal Denge �� ��
.
Bachha Ek Sawal Aur Puchu .
Masterji Haan Haan Poocho ?
.
Bachha Gadahe Ko Fridge Me Kaise Rakhenge ?
Masterji Pehle Fridge Kholenge Aur Gadahe Ko
Us Me Rakh Denge . ��
.
Bachha Galat Jawab , Pehle Hathi Ko Bahar
Karenge Fir Gadahe Ko Fridge Me Rakhenge ��
Bachha Ek Sawal Aur Puchu ?
.
Masterji Haan Haan Poocho .
Bachha Bandar Ke JanmDin Ki Party Me Sabhi
Janwar Aivam Jeev - Jantu Aye Parantu
Ek Janwar Nahi Aaya . Uska
Naam Batlayein ?
.
Masterji Sher Nahi Aaya Hoga Kyonki Wah
Aata To Sabhi Ko Kha Jata !
Bachha Fir Galat Jawab , Gadaha Party Me Nahi
Aaya Kyonki Gadahe Ko To Hamne Fridge
Me Band Kar Diya Tha �� �� ��
.
Bachha Ek Sawal Aur Puchu ?
Masterji ( Gusse Se ) Bol Haramzade . ��
.
Bachha Raste Me Ek Nadi Hai Jisme Ek
Khatarnak MagarMachh Rehta Hai Aivam
Us Nadi Ke Upar Ane - Jane Ke Liye
Pul Bhi Nahi Hai , Aap Nadi Kaise Par
Karoge ?
.
Masterji Main Nav Lekar Nadi Par Karunga !
Bachha Fir Galat Jawab .
Master Haramzade - - - Bol Kaise ? ��
.
Bachha Masterji Itni Jaldi Nav Kahan Se
Aapko Milegi , Tab Tak To Aap
Nadi Tairkar Bhi Par Kar Loge . �� �� �� ��
.
Master MagarMachh Se Tera Baap Bahayega ?
Bachha Masterji ! Apki Itni Fatati Kyon
Hai ? Aapko To Pata Hai ki sabhi Jeev -
Janwar Bandar Ki Birthday Party Me
Gaya Hua Hai To MagarMachh Nadi Me Kaise
Aa Jayega ��������
�� �� Masterji behosh Ho Gaye �� ��

Teacher ka Bhedbhaw

Ek school ke  principle ne ek class me akar class se sawal kiya-'kya apki class Teacher apki answer sheet ko theek se janch kar Number lagati he?'
'No Sir', Students ek sath bole-' Bhedbhav karti he, intelligent students ko jyada number deti he'

Madam Ki Fatne Lagi Jab...

एक औरत हाथ में हथौड़ा लिये अपने बेटे के स्कूल में पहुंची और
चपरासी से पूछ्ने लगी- "शुक्ला मैडम की क्लास कौन सी है?"
क्यों पूंछ रही है?"- हथौड़े को देखकर चपरासी ने डरते हुये
पूंछा.
"अरे वो मेरे बेटे की क्लास टीचर है."-हथौड़ा हिलाते हुये
वो औरत
उतावलेपन से बोली.
चपरासी ने दौड़कर शुक्ला मैडम को खबर की,कि एक औरत हाथ
में
हथौड़ा लिये उसे ढूढ़ रही है.शुक्ला मैडम की तो गांड फट गयी .वो दौड़कर प्रिसिंपल की शरण में पहुंची.प्रिंसिपल तत्काल
उस औरत के पास पहुंचा और विनय पूर्वक बोला-"कृपया करके
आप शांत हो जाईये.
"मै शांत ही हूं."- वो औरत बोली.
और बताईये कि बात क्या है.
"बात कुछ भी नही हैं .मैं बस शुक्ला मैडम की क्लास में
जाना चाहती हूं."
"लेकिन क्यों? क्यों ?"
"क्योंकि मुझे वहां उस बेंच की कील ठोंकनी है,जिस पर
मेरा बेटा बैठता है. क़ल वो स्कूल से तीसरी पेंट फ़ाड़ कर
गया है."

English version of this joke

  a woman and her son arrived at school with Hammer in hand 

She asked peon - "Where is Madam Shukla's class?" 

Peon:Why ? "- afraid of seeing hammer the peon asked.

"Oh, he is my son's class teacher." - A wave hammer 

Peon ran to madam Shukla and  informed that a female with a Hammer in hand is looking for you. Shukla Madam beat the spread 

The. They ran and reached the shelter of principal. Principal immediately 

Humbly approached the woman and said - "Please  Calm down. 

"I am calm." - That woman said. 

And tell me what the matter is. 

"There is nothing the matter. Madam I just I want to go to Shukla's class "

"But why, why?" 

"Because I want to fix

the nail of the bench on which

My son sits. Starting tomorrow he teared his third pants.

Student Teacher Sms

A student called up his HOD, but got his wife instead on d call.
"He died last week." she explained.
The next day the student called again n askd for the HOD..
"I told you" the wife replied, "He died last week."
The next day he called again and asked to speak to HOD.
By this time wife shouted, "I-VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND,YOUR HOD, DIED LAST WEEK!WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING.."
He replied laughing,
"I just love hearing it"

Bacha kya?

Master to pinku - beta agar do mein se do gye to kitne rhe? 
Pinku- samjh mein nhi aya master g. 
Master-beta tumare pas 2roti hai, tumne 2 roti khali, tumare pas kya bacha? 
Pinku-sabji

machhar ka Condo.m

TCHER-hme in machron ko paida hone se rokna hoga.
studnt-aisa ho hi na sakta.
tchr-kaise nhi ho sakta.
studnt-itna chota condo*m ban hi nhi sakta