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माल तो सलवार में है. SEXY JOKES AND CHUTKULE IN HINDI

LADKI GIRLFREIND HE PADOS KI CHUDAI  माल तो सलवार में है.
चुदाई के पैसे लड़के ही क्यूँ देते हैं       बच्चा कहाँ से बहार आता हे ?
 मालिक को किस        16-Year-Old-Sexy-Girls 
Marwari Jokes     Sexy sms ये लंड कैसा होता है

मुन्ना भाई:- अपुन को कैसी पता चलेगा की ये बकराहै या बकरी ?”
सरकिट:- ” सिंपल है भाई , पत्‍थर मार कर देखो , अगर भगा तो बकरा और अगर भागी तो बकरी. ******************************************
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एक ब्रिटिश टूरिस्ट ने इंडिया मे एक सरदार को सड़क के किनारे सू-सू करते देख और उससे पूछा:- यहाँ पुलिस नही पकड़ती क्या ?
सरदार:- (रोनी सूरत बना के) - नही जी , यहाँ खुद अपना पकड़ कर करना पड़ता है. ******************************************
एक आदमी ने नरगिस को गोद में बिठा के पूछा: - तुम एकरात में कितना कमा लेती हो?

नरगिस:- Rs..50,000
आदमी:- सच बता?
नरगिस:- रोज़ी पे बैठी हूँ झूठ थोड़ी बोलूँगी

अर्ज़ किया है.....
तीर क्या चलती हो,
 धार तो तलवार में है,
दुपट्टे से क्या छुपति हो,
माल तो सलवार में है.
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पलट कर देख जानेमन,
 जिगर मे दम हम भी रखते हैं.
ब्रा में दो बम तुम रखती हो तो,
 चड्डी मे एक गन हम भी रखते है.
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मौसम की बहार अच्छी हो,
फूलो की कालिया कच्ची हो,
 रब से बस एक दुआ है की...
 मेरे हर दोस्त की बीबी सेक्सी हो.

चुदाई के पैसे लड़के ही क्यूँ देते हैं       बच्चा कहाँ से बहार आता हे ?
 मालिक को किस        16-Year-Old-Sexy-Girls 
Marwari Jokes     Sexy sms ये लंड कैसा होता है
SEXY JOKES SHAYARI AND CHUTKULE IN HINDI MUNNA BHAI JOKS
LADKI GIRLFREIND HE PADOS KI CHUDAI THI ISLIYE CHODA BAHAN KI FREIND KI SHADI ME HOT GIRL FROM INDIAN IS DESI

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Ghar se Bhagne Wali Ladkiyan Ye Joke DHyaan Se Padhe

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एक लड़की ने घर से भाग के शादी कर ली.
दो दिन बाद वो रोते-रोते घर वापिस आई.
बाप ने ये देखा और गुस्से से पूछा बाप: ”अब क्यूँ आई हो यहाँ?”
लड़की रोते हुए बोली: “पापा वो BMW का ड्राईवर निकला, IPHONE भी चाइना वाला निकला“


A man sit in a bus with 15 children.
A lady ask- Is that all ur children ?
Man- no, i am a salesman of a Condom Company and these all are coustmer's complaint.



डॉक्टर तो ओल्ड man: बाबा जी, आपकी नीचे की दोनु गोलियां निकालनी पड़ेंगी
Old Man: निकल दो Beta, जब बंदूक ही नहीं चल रही तो गोलियां किस काम की...

Parents Raat Ko Sex Kar Rahe Thhey Achanak Hi (funny non veg jokes)

Parents Raat Ko Sex Kar Rahe Thhey
Achanak Hi Bache Ki Neend Khull Gayi
Papa: “Beta Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Kya?”Beta: “Jab Kisi Ki Maa Chudh Rahi Ho To Bachhe Ko Kese Neend Aayegi

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Ladka-Ladki Car Mein Raat Ko Ghumne Jaa Rahe The
Ladki: “Aaj Main Tumhe Wo Jagah Dikhaungi, Jahaan Se Mera Doodh Aata Hai
Ladka Ye Sunkar Bahut Khush Hua Aur Tharaki Andaaz Mein Bola.
Ladka: “Haan-Haan Jaldi Dikhao, Jaanu
Ladki Muskurati Hue Boli: “Wo Dekho Krishna Dairy
चुदाई के पैसे लड़के ही क्यूँ देते हैं                       बच्चा कहाँ से बहार आता हे ?
 मालिक को किस        16-Year-Old-Sexy-Girls 
Marwari Jokes     Sexy sms ये लंड कैसा होता है



16 वर्ष की चूत    सेक्सी कविता   Ab Kya Pariyon Ki Gaand Dekhega
Tawaif Ne Apne Dalaal Ke Saath Shaadi Karli,
Kisi Ne Puchha: “Aap Ke Husband Kya Karte Hai?
Tawaif: “Wo Meri Hole Sale Company Ke Salesman Hai

College Ke Trip Par Bache Ghumne Gaye Thhe, Aur Usmein Santa Ki Beti Chinki Bhi Thhi,
Jaisa Ki Aap Log Jante Ho Ki Jaha 1 Se Jyada Ladkiya Ho, Vaha Bas Duniya Bhar Ki Ajeebo Gareeb Baatein Shuru.
Ese Hi Chinki Ki Ek Friend Ne Sabhi Friends Ke Aage Ek Question Rakha.
Ladki: “Koi Btayega Ki Doodh Aur Ladki Mein Kya Faraq Hota Hai
Chinki: “Ja Pagli Tujhe Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, Doodh Jab Gharam Hota Hai To Malayi Uper Aati Hai, Aur Ladki Jab Garam Ho To Malayi Niche Aati Hai


चुदाई के पैसे लड़के ही क्यूँ देते हैं                       बच्चा कहाँ से बहार आता हे ?
 मालिक को किस        16-Year-Old-Sexy-Girls 

Marwari Jokes     Sexy sms ये लंड कैसा होता है

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hindi jokes

Pathan Sahab Nadi Ke Kinare Ek Gadhi Ko Chodne Ki Koshish Kar Rahe Thhe.

Par Wo Jab Bhi Uske Adner Dalta, Gadhi Laat Maar Ke Niche Gira Deti.

Ye Sab Ho Hi Raha Thha To, Usko Ek Ladki Nadi Mein Dubti Najar Aayi.

Pathan Ji Ne Bahudri Dikha Ke Kisi Tarha Se Usko Bacha Liya.

Ladki Ko Jab Saans Vapis Aya To Pathan Se Boli.

Ladki: “Pathan Ji, Aapne Aaj Meri Jaan Bachayi Hai, Aap Jo Kuch Bhi Kahoge Main Karungi”

Pathan Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Bola.

Pathan: “Oye, To Fir Tum Hamare Liye Is Gadhi Ki Taangein Pakad Ke Rakho“

JAWAN LADKI KE DOODH ME KYA HOTA HE?.. chutiya joke

Pathan Naukarani Se: "Tum Begam Se Jyada Maja Deti Ho"
Naukarani:"huzoor Ye to Apki Jarranawaji hai , Warna Sare Naukar to Kehte Hai Ki Begam Jyada Maja Deti Hai"
TAJA CHOOT AUR PETIPACK L@ND 
GIRLFRIEND KI CHUDAI
5 CHOOTIYE DOSTON KI KAHANI
HUSBAND WIFE JOKES
TEACHER KI GAND ME UNGLI
Shadi Ke Baad SuhaagRaat ke Liye Pati Aur Patni Apne Kamre Me Gaye.
Patni Araam Se Bed Par Let Gayi Aur Pati Apne L@nd par "Cadbury Chocolate" Lagane Laga.
Patni Ye Dekhakar Boli:"Kya kar Rahe Ho?"
Pati:"Shubh Kaam Karne Se Pehle Kucch Meetha Ho Jaye".

Wo kya cheez he jo Pakdne Par Lambi Ho Jati he 
Ab Kya Pariyon Ki Gaand Dekhega

Ek Bauna suhagraat ko kamre me jate hi Biwi se bola:"Chal Ghodi ban jaa"
Biwi:Ye Kaunsa Tarika Hai?
Bauna: "tarika Nahi he pagli, Darwaje Ki Kundi Lagani Hai"


Pathan Ke Abbu Pathan Ki Ammi Ke Liye Bra Lene Gaye
Dukan Wala: Size Kya he?
Pathaaaaaan Ke Abbu: Ab janab Size to Yun Samajh Lo Ki Pakdo to Anda Aur Chhodo To Aamlet.


A middle-aged lady, in short clothes, to Santa in office, "Am I looking young in this new outfit?"
Santa: Take this also off, you'll look like a new-born!

  Bio Teacher:Kya pnis Me Haddi Hoti Hai?
Ladki:Haan Ji Sir Hoti Hai
Pappu: Nahin Sir Nahi Hoti. In Ladkiyon Ko Kya Pta Inhe To Hamesha Khada Hi Milta He.
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Teacher: Sabse Jyada Calcium kiske Doodh me Hota He?
Pappu: Jawan Ladki ke Doodh me
Teacher:Wo kaise?
Pappu: Kyonki IsPar Munh Lagate hi Sharir Ke Un Hisson Me Bhi Jaan Aa Jati He Jinme Haddi Tak Nahi Hoti

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5 CHOOTIYE DOSTON KI KAHANI
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TEACHER KI GAND ME UNGLI

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Kutte me aur admi me fark

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"चिंटू : तेरे को तैरना आता हैं.
बंटू : नही.
चिंटू : तेरे बराबर के तो कुत्ते भी तैर लेते हैं. बंटू : तेरे को तैरना आता हैं?
चिंटू : हाँ, बिल्कुल.
बंटू : फिर तेरे और कुत्ते में क्या फरक है. "
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Funny Girl And Bhikari Jokes Sms

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Ek Bhikhari Ek Ghar Mein Beekh Mangne Gaya,
Andar Se Ek Choti si Bacchi Aayi
Bhikhari: “Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe De De Baba" .
Bacchi:- Main baba Nahi Beti Hoon” ..
. Bhikhari: “Bhagwan Ke Naam Par De De Beti"
Bacchi:- “Mera Naam Shruti Hai"
Bhikhari: “Bhagwan Ke Naam Par De De Shruti beti"
Bacchi: “Mera Poora Naam Shruti Kulkarni Hai"
Bhikhari: “Bhagwan Ke Naam Par De De Shruti Kulkarni beti" .
Bacchi: muje rajkumari keh k bulao
Bhikhari:“Bhagwan Ke Naam Par De De rajkumari Shruti Kulkarni "
. Bacchi: Ye Hui Na Baat, Maaf Karo Babaaa , Ghar pe koi nahi hai..

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Hindi Jokes Sms Collection 2013

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Hindi jokes sms 2013
BOY-Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mujse Kr Do Mai Apko Uske Vazan K Brabar Sona Duga
GOLU-Waqt do
BOY-Sochne ko?
GOLU-Nai Beti Ka Vazn Barhane K Liye


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Snta k Sar Se Khoon Nikal rha Tha
DOctor:Ye kaise Hua
Snta:Me Hatho Se Patthar Tod rha Tha To kisi ne kha"Paaji kabhi to Dimag Istemal karo"

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SNTA: Dukh to jivan ka sathi he OR sukh to aata-jata h
BNTA: Shi bat he, meri Biwi hamesha sath hi rhti he OR meri Sali aati-jati rahti h

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Sardar in a Art Gallery--Yeh bhayanak Tasvir ko aap modern Art kahte hai.?
Art Deale - Mere baap! Tu dimag mat laga. Yeh Aaina hai.!

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Snta Ko Electric Chair Pr Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gayi Jallad-Aakhri Khwahis Kya H?
Snta-Mujhe Dar Lag Rha H -------------- Mera Hath Pakd Le


--- Jism kamp gaya,
Jab snta ne bnta ki Daadi se Kha: Daadi Koi acha sa Gana to Sunao!!"
Aur Daadi Boli :I Wanna Chiggi Whiggi With You Boy

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Meri har yaad me TUM ho
Meri har soch me TUM ho
Meri har dua me TUM ho
meri har aas me TUM ho
Aur TUM ho Kutte ki DUM ho
Pta nhi kaha GUM ho


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Santa & Banta ne Zindgi me pehli bar Riksha dekha
Snta:dekho kitna chhota Taanga
Bnta:Han aur Gadha to ghoda bilkul aadmi jaisa lagta he

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Snta schol s rota aya
ma-Q ro rhe ho
snta-Sir ne mara
Ma-Q
snta-Wo banta Ko dant rhe the to maine Use Misal Di Jo "bhonkte"he wo "kat'te"nhi

Sunny Leone Ka Video Hindi Sms

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Sunny Leone Ka Video
Modern Bhikhari: Uparwale Ke Naam Pe 10 Rupaye Dedo Baba..!!
Me: Chutte Nahi Hai....>:/
Bhikhari: Koi Baat Nahi Sunny Leone Ka Video Dikha Do 1 rupaye wala

Choot Me Kulhadi Mast Hindi Joke

Ek 7 Saal Ka Bachha Apni Ek Aunty Ke Saath Naha Raha Tha
Bache Ne Aunty Ke Niche Dekha Aur Bola “Aunty Aunty, Aapke Vaha Cut Kyun Hai?”
Aunty Ne Socha Chota Bachha Hai Isko Bahla Deti Hu
Aunty: “Beta, Wo Yaha Kulhadi Lag Gayi Thhi Isliye..
Bachha Hairan Hote Hue: “Heyy Bhagwan Choot Mein Bhi Kulhadi Lag Gayi“

SuSu Karti Hoon To 4 Dhar Nikalti He

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Ek Bar Ek Ladki Badi Pareshan Si Doctor Ke Pass Gayi.
Doctor Ne Uski Pareshani Puchhi To Ladki Boli: “ Doctor Saab Jab Mein Su-Su Karti Hoon To 4 Dhar Nikalti Hai.”
After Checkup The Doctor Said: “ Kudiye 4 Dhaar To Niklengi Hi, Andar Kisi Ki Pant Ka Button Fassa Hua Hai.....


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क्यों compitetion में अपनी माँ चुदवा रहे हो।

16 baras ki choot    सेक्सी कविता    जवान लड़की के दूध में क्या होता है.
हा हा हा। . . .  अभी तक हंसी रुक नही रही हे आप भी सुनो 
एक बार एक आदमी के सबसे छोटे बेटे की शादी हुई।  बेटे ने अपनी बीवी को रात को चोदा आवाज़ सुनकर बाकि भाइयों ने भी अपनी बीवियों को चोदा  इतने में बाप भी सुरु हो गया.
छोटा ३० मिनिट बाद फिर सुरु हो गया।  आवाज़ सुनकर बाकि भाई बिभी सुरु हो गए।  
बाप ने हिमत जुटाई और वो भी सुरु हो गया।  छोटा १ घंटे बाद फिर सुरु हो गया 
आवाज़ सुनकर भाई भी शुरू हो गए।  
अबकी बार बाप को गुस्सा आ गया।  वो जोर से चिल्लाया " माँ के लोडो , क्यों compitetion में अपनी माँ चुदवा रहे हो। ". Ooooooohhh...
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लड़की अपने बॉय फ्रेंड को कैसे मानती है

Ladki apne Boyfriend ko
naraz karneke baad,
SMS pe kaise manati hai..
.

16 वर्ष की चूत    सेक्सी कविता    

1st Hour:" Sorry
2nd Hour:" Sorry plzz..
3rd Hour:" Plzz 1 baar baat
karlo..
4th Hour:" Plzz reply jaan…
5th Hour:" Plzzz itna naraz
mat ho..
6th Hour:" I’m sorry, I’ll die
agar tumne baat
nahi ki..
7th Hour:" Dafa ho, 100
ladke ghumte hai tere
jaise..Sar pe hi chadha jaa
rha hai,bhaad me
jaa..
..
Boy:" Sorry Dear, balance
nahi tha..
..
Girl:" Ohh.. Its okkk love u
jaan..


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कौन कहता है औरत और मोबाइल में फर्क है

Sms ka baap part 3
16 वर्ष की चूत    सेक्सी कविता    जवान लड़की के दूध में क्या होता है.
7. NASBANDHI TEAM WORKER VISITS A VILLEAGE ONCE AGAIN -
A VILLEGER: AARE KAMINO ! PEHLE AAYE THHE TO LINE KAAT GAYE, AB KYA NAL BHI LE JAOGE?

8. KON KEHTA HAI AURAT OR MOBILE MAIN FARK HAI
DO NO KO PAS RAKH NA PADTA HAI
DO NO KA KHYAL RAKH NA PADTA HAI
AUR DO NO KO RAT KO CHARGE KAR NA PADTA HAI

9. AURAT NE AANKH MEIN KAJAL LAGAYA TO USKI CHUT RONE LAGI
ANKH NE PUCHA "ben tu kyon ro rahi hai"
CHUT NE KAHA " ye madarchod mard, dekhenge tujhe or THOKENGE mujhe

10. TEACHER ASKS CHILDREN , WHAT DO YOU WISH TO IN FUTURE ?
MOHAN: IWANT TO BE PIOLOT.
VINAY: I WANT TO BE DOCTOR.
MADHU : I WANT TO BE MOTHER.
ANIL : IWANT TO HELP MADHO

11. NAMASKAR MAIN AMITABH BACHAN BOL RAHA HOON KBC SE!
APKI BIWI MERI HOT SEAT PE BETHI HAIN, AGLI AWAZ AAP KI BIWI KI HOGI...... ooh! Aaaah!!! oouch
16 वर्ष की चूत    सेक्सी कविता    जवान लड़की के दूध में क्या होता है.
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Happy Men's Day Kab Aayega Funny Joke

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Jaane kab aayega……….. Happy men's day

For the 1st time SOMETHING  on a MAN. Do read it.
Who is a MAN?

A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation who starts     compromising at a very tender age.
He sacrifices his chocolates for his  sister.
He sacrifices his dreams for just a  smile on his parents face.
He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts for the girl       he loves just to see her smiling
He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late   at night without any complain.
He builds their future by takng loans from banks & repayng them   for lifetime.
He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife   & boss.
His mother, wife & boss all try to control him.
His life finally ends up only by compromising for others'   happiness.
BECHARA MARD...!?
Agar aurat par hath uthaye to BESHARAM,
Aurat se maar khae to BUZDIL,
Aurat ko kisi ke saat dekh ker ladai kare to JEALOUS,
Chup rahe to DARPOK,
Ghar se bahar rahe to AAWARA,
Ghar me rahe to NAAKARA,
Bachhon ko dante to ZALIM,
Na dante to LAPARWAH,
Aurat ko naukari karane se roke to SHAK KARNE WALA,
Aurat ko naukari karane se na rokey to BIWI KI KAMAI KHANE WALA,
Maa ki mane to CHAMCHA,
Biwi ki sune to JORU KA GULAM...
Na Jane Kab Aayega,
"HAPPY MEN'S DAY"
Respect every male in your life.
U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.
Worth sending to every man to make him smile 

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Sexy Poem And Hindi Jokes

16 baras ki choot    सेक्सी कविता    GIRLFRIEND KI CHUDAI
5 CHOOTIYE DOSTON KI KAHANI
HUSBAND WIFE JOKES
TEACHER KI GAND ME UNGLI
Sexy poem 
 - Mohini aao khelenge.
 - Nahi Aap humko pelenge.
 - Yehi to pyar ki kasauti hai
 - Nahi,Meri chut bahut chhoti hai
 - Dekh Tere liye is dil me kitna pyar bhara hai
 - Nahi Mujhe pata hai Aapka Bahut der se khada hai
 - Dekh Ye tera husn aur nikhaar dega.
 - Ji nahi Ye meri chut+gand dono phad dega..
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      / / / ⌣चुदाई के पैसे लड़के ही क्यूँ देते हैं                       बच्चा कहाँ से बहार आता हे ?



16 वर्ष की चूत    सेक्सी कविता   Ab Kya Pariyon Ki Gaand Dekhega
Tawaif Ne Apne Dalaal Ke Saath Shaadi Karli,
Kisi Ne Puchha: “Aap Ke Husband Kya Karte Hai?
Tawaif: “Wo Meri Hole Sale Company Ke Salesman Hai
BABA CHODUDAS KA UPDESH:
3 Cheeze Zindagi me ek Baar milti hai
(1) LUND
(2) PAHLI CHUDAI
(3) JAWANI
3 Cheeze Soch samaj Kar Uthao
(1) LAUDA
(2) HATHODA
(3) DARU SANG SODA
3 Cheeze Soch Ke Karo
(1) PADOSAN SE CHUDAI
(2) KHET ME KHUDAI
(3) DOST KI VIDAI
3 Cheeze Kisi Ka Intezar nahi Karti
(1) RANDI KI CHOOT
(2) BIGDA HUA POOT
(3) AATA HUA MOOT
3 Cheeze Choti Na Samjo
(1) SOYA LUND
(2) AATI THUND
(3) Mutual FUND
3 Cheeze hamesa Dard deti hai
(1) KUNWARI CHOOT
(2) DAKU KI LOOT
(3) ATKA HUA MOOT
3 Cheeze hamesa apko khush rakhegi
(1) CHODNE KI KHUMARI
(2) BHOJAN KI TAIYARI
(3) MERI YARI.
Men will be Men:
Nipple Mila. Chusna Shuru, 🍼
DEWAAR Mili. Mutna Shuru,
Zuban Fisli.. Maa-Behan Shuru,👺
Gaand Mili. Ungli shuru, 
Fokat Ki Mili. Pina Shuru...
Lund haath aaya. Hilana shuru.. 
Char dost mile. Gandmasti shururu . Ladki mili.Chudai ki planning shuru... Aisa msg mila.Fwrd karna shuru.. :

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Bhagwan ram ka love letter marwari me

जवान लड़की के दूध में क्या होता है

Log keh rahe the ki koi chutiya

Response of girl after sex

राम ने सीता को मारवाड़ी  में  SMS किया :-
प्यारी सीतुडी,
कॅाईं हाल है,
मैं अठे मस्त हूँ और तू भी चोखी होसी,
लक्ष्मणयों थाने घनो याद करें है,
तू टेनसन मती ले,
मैं थान्ने जल्दी ही रावन के अठे सु ले जाऊला,
मैंने BSNL की सिम लियो हूँ और रावन को नम्बर फ्री करा लियो हैं,
रावन को तो मैं घनी सुनाई,
वो ओ बोल फोन काट दियो कि बैटरी लो हो गिइ हैं,
मैं थाने चाइनिज फोन, दो सिम आलो, 30 दिन बैटरी बेकअप, 2 GB मेमोरी में गाना भर हनुमानये के साथ भेज रियो हूँ,
अब आपा रात में बाता करसया,
लक्ष्मणयों टोपअप लेवन गयो है,
विभिसन ने में। फेसबुक पर जोड  लियो हूँ,
लंका में काई हो रियो है, वो सब अपडेट कर देवे,
चल बाद में। बात करसया,
बाई लव यू,
थारों रामूडो......

Log keh rahe the ki koi chutiya......

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SMS KA BAAP LATEST SMS SERIES PART-1 

LATEST JOKES
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Pati Ghar Aya To Biwi Ne Ghabrate Hue Kaha
Biwi: Shukar Hai Aap Sahi Salaamat Ghar Waapis Aa Gaye
Pati Ne Hairan Hote Hue Puchha: Kyu, Kya Ho Gaya?
Biwi: Bahar Kuch Log Kah Rahe They Ki Koi Chutiya Daru Pee Ke Gatar Mein Gir Gaya Hai

Response of girl after sex

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Response after sex

1) call girl; paise

2) girl frends; jaldi kapde do

3) padosan; fir kab aoge

4) wife; ab 2 din kuch mat bolna

5) kamwali; ab to pagar bada do..

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Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo, aaj tujhe chand pe le jaun ya taaron me?
Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao, phir decide karungi.

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Kuware sochte hai k shadishuda ache h
Shadishuda sochte hai k kuware ache h
Fark sirf itna hai ki Shadishuda din m sochte hai or kuware raat ko...

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Boyfriend1:- can i touch your boobs
Girlfriend1 :- Shut up!!!!
Boyfriend2 :- can i touch ur heartbeats
Girlfriend2 :- ooooh!! how sweet!!

Rishta wahi soch nai

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Teacher: Machchhar k Katne Se Maleria hota hai Aids kyu Nahi ?

Student: Qki Machchhar Dunk Marta hai Gaand nahi. Aage se Bakchodi Wale Sawal mat Puchhna.

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LIC launches a new sexy Policy Jeevan Sambhog In partnership with MANFORCE condoms and UNWANTED-72
The new punch line:- Thokne ke Saath Bhi, Thokne ke Baad Bhi.

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Shop pe Ladki ne 36 ki Bra li or trial room me kameez uttar ke dukandar ko andr bulaya.

Dukandar ne Boobs dekh ke chusna shuru kar diye jin pe behoshi ki dawa lagi hui thi, Wo behosh ho gaya.

Ladki ne shop ka tamam Cash liya & jate hue shishe pe likh gai:

Khula Dudh Sehat ke lie Hanikarak Hai !!

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Girl: condoms Dena..
Shopkeeper(masti main): kis liye -e-e-e
Girl(Gusse se): Tere baap ko gift karungi, taki tere jaisa dusra CHUTIYA paida na kare....

Dost dost na raha

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Dost Dost Na Raha, Pyar Pyar Na Raha

Dosto Aapne Ye Gaana “Dost Dost Na Raha, Pyar Pyar Na Raha” Bahut Suna Hoga, Par Aaj Mein Aap Logo Ko Iske Piche Ki Story Batata Hun

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Santa Apni Biwi Ko Sex Mein Santushti Dene Mein Asmarth Tha.

Ek Din Tang Aakar Usne Apne Dost Banta Se Salaah Li.

Usi Raat Santa Ne Apni Biwi Se Sex Karte Hue Puchha

Santa: “Darling, Aaj Tumhe Kuch Fark Lag Raha Hai?”

Biwi Khush Hote Hue: “Haan Janu, Aaj Tum Bilkul Banta Ki Tarah Kar Rahe Ho“

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