संता ने अपनी बीवी को अपने एक दोस्त के साथ सोते देख लिया !
उसने आव देखा न ताव बन्दूक उठाई और दोस्त को गोली मार दी !
बीवी ने ये देखा और गुस्से में आकर बोली !
बीवी तुम अपने गुस्से पे काबू रखो , वरना एक दिन अपने सारे दोस्तों से हाथ धो बैठोगे ! ,
Santa, Ne, Apni, Biwi, Ko, Apne, Ek, Dost, Ke, Sath, Sote, Dekh, Liya, !, newline, Usane, Aav, Dekha, N, Taav, Banduk, Uthai, Aur, Goli, Mar, Dee, Ye, Gusse, Me, Aakar, Boli, Tum, Pe, Kabu, Rakho, ,, Warna, Din, Sare, Doston, Se, Hath, Dho, Baithoge,
Doston se haath dho baithoge
Chutiye aur pagal me fark

Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai , Ek PagalKhane Ke Samne Kisi Vyakti Ki Kaar पंक्चर Ho Gayi ।
Kaar Ko Rukte Dekhkar PagalKhane Ki Diwar Se Jhankte Hue Ek Pagal Ne Puchha
" O Bhai Sahab , Kya Hua ? '
Us Vyakti Ne Jawab Diya " Kuch Nahi ' ।
Us Vyakti Ne Kaar Se Utar Kar Pahiya Badalne Ke Liye पंक्चर Wale Pahiye Ke Charo Bolt Nikale Hee The
Ki Bhainson Ka Jhund Aa Gaya ।
Wah Vyakti Uth Kar Ek Taraf खडा Ho Gaya ।
Jab Bhainse Chali Gayi Wah Vyakti Vapis Tyre Lagane Ke Liye Aa Gaya ।
Parantu Usane Dekha , Charo Nut - Bolt Gayab The । Wah Pareshani Se Idhar - Udhar Dhoondhane Laga ।
Wah Pagal Tab Tak Wahi खडा Tha । Usane Fir Puchha " Bhai Sahab Kya Hua ' ?
Vyakti Ne Fir Wahi Jawab Diya " Kuch Nahi ' ।
Fir Wah Vyakti Bolt Dhoondhane Laga ।
Thodi Der Baad Pagal Ne Fir Puchha
" Are , Bataiye Na , Kya Hua , Main Apki Kuch Madad Karoo Kya ' ?
Us Vyakti Ne Socha , Ye Pagal Aise Hee दिमागखायेगा ,
Wah Gusse Se Bola - " Tum Jao Bhai ,
Meri Kaar Ke Charo Bolt Gum Ho Gaye Hai , Pareshan Mat Karo ' ।
Pagal Bola Are , Dimag Nahi Hai Kya ?
Pagalo Ki Tarah Pareshan Kyo Ho Rahe Ho , Baki Ke Teen पहियों Se Ek - Ek Bolt
Nikal Kar Is Pahiye Me Bhi Teen Bolt Laga Lo ।
Aage Jakar Dukan Se Char Bolt Khareed Kar Charo Me Ek - Ek Laga Dena ।
Us Vyakti Ne Us Pagal Se Kahaa
Are Waah Kya Idea Diya Hai !
Par Tumhe Pagal Khane Me Kyon Rakha Hai , Tum To Kafi Aklmand Lagte Ho
Tab Pagal Bola Bhai Sahab Me Pagal Hoon
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Call Girl : Kya dhoond rahe ho…..??
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Choot lene ki aadat
Lallu Bhaga Bhaga Rahul Baba Ke Ghar Gaya Aur Hanfte Hue Rahul Baba Ko Bola
Lallu: “Rahul, Mene Abhi Teri Bahan Ko Randiyon k Adde Par Dekha Tha, Jara Dhayan Rakha Kar”
Rahul baba Rote Hue: “Haye Mere Bhagwan, Meri Bahan Ko Choot Lene Ki Aadat Kab Se Pad Gayi?“
Patiala ki 2 baatein Badi popular Hai
Ek To Patiala Peg Aur Doosri Patiyala Salwaar
Fark Bas Itna He Ke 1 Chadhti Jaldi Hain Aur Doosri Utarti Jaldi He
Choot Me Ungli Kaise Karein?
Ladki : “कमीने तेरी ये हिम्मत। ”
Pappu: “तूने ही तो कहा था Ungli नीचे करके बात कर“
Ladka सोच रहा होगा कि कितनी सुन्दर है,
कितने soft गाल है मेरे,
बिलकुल गलत…..
Ladka पता है क्या सोचता है?
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Wife: “ओेए,ये क्या कर रहे हो तुम?”
Santa शर्माते हुए: “बहुत मैला हो गया था मैने सोचा साबुन से साफ कर लूँ "
Lund ka hindi naam
Amul - the taste of india
उसे देख कर Santa बहुत खुश हुआ,
और अपनी पेन्ट पे लिखवा दिया
Kurkure – Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai.
Angrej: “बाबा जी, Penis का शुद्ध हिंदी नाम क्या है?”
BabaJi: “मूत्र निकासक शिशु उत्पादक आनन्द दायक चर्म नलिका"
Ladki को ठरक चढ गई और वो बोली : “तुम्हें कुछ और नहीं चाहिये ?”
Santa: “दूध के साथ 2-3 बिस्किट मिल जाते, तो मजा ही आ जाता।
खड़ा लंड और LIC FUND चुदाई के चुटकुले
guru Ji : jinda Rehne Tak Uska Khada lund Aur Marane Ke Baad Uska lic Fund
Ek Chudakkad Ladki Ki Shadi Hoti Hai Suhaagraat Ko Uska Pati lund niKaalkar Usko Puchhta Hai meri jaan Yah Kya Hai ?
Ladki Bolti Hai chuha
Pati Bolta Hai meri jaan Yah Loda Hai Loda
Ladki Bolti Hai Gandu Yah To chuha Hai Aur Muthi Bandh Kar Kohni Se Hath Khada Kar बताती Hai Loda To Ramu Shyamu Ka Hai Jo itna Bada Hai
Santa : Shadi Ke Baad Jindagi Kutte Jaisi Ho Jati Hai!
Jeeto : Kutte Se Kya Muqabala Karte Ho Woh To Ek Ghante Tak Fasa Kar Rakhta Hai Aur Tumhari 5 Minute Me Hee Fat Jati Hai!
Santa Se Banta Ne Puchha
Banta : “ Santa Ek Baat Bata , Agar subah Ka Bhula Sham Ko Ghar Aa Jaye To Use Kya Kehte Hain ?”
Santa : “ बिल्कुल Asaan Hai , Kya re Bhosdi Ke subah Se Kahan Gand Marwa Raha Tha “
Ladka Jaldi Jaldi Ladki Ko Chod Raha Tha .
Ladki : ” itni Jaldi Kya Hai ?”
Ladka : ” Kahin Tumhara Baap na Aa Jaye
Ladki : ” टेंशन mat Lo , Woh Tumhari Maa Ko Chod Raha Hai
Banta Aur Randi Ek Raat Ki Rate
Banta - Tera Rate Kya Hain
Salma - Yadi Yahan Chodega To Ek Raat Ka 500 Rupaye Lungi Aur Yadi Apne Ghar Le Jayega To Ek Raat Ka 1000 Rupaye Lungi .
Banta - Chal Mere Ghar , Tujhe 200 Rupaye Alag Se doonga , Lekin Tu meri Sharton Ke Mutabik Chudwayegi , समझी?
Salma - Theek Hai .
Banta Ne Ghar Pahunchkar sare Parde Gira Diye , Aur Kamre Me Andhera Kar Diya . itna Andhera Ki Hath Ko Hath Nahin Soojh Raha Tha .
Banta Ne Chudai Shuru Ki Aur 10 Minute Ke Baad Kahaa , " Sun Yahin Leti Rahna , Main Abhi Hajir Hota Hoon " . 10 Minute Baad Wah Fir Wapas Aaya Aur Chudai Fir Se Shuru Ho Gayi . Aisa Kram 15 Baar Chala . Banta 10 Minute Chudai karta , Aur Fir Salma Ko Wahin Leti Rehne Ke Liye Kah 10 Minute Baad Fir Hajir Ho Jata .
16th Baar Salma Ki choot Fatne Ko Aa Pahunchi . usane Hanfte Hue Kahaa , " Mue Banta , Kamina Kahi Ka , Tu Aadmi Hai Ya janwar , Thakta Hee Nahin Hai , 15 Baar To Chod Chuka Hai , Aur Kitni Baar Chodega " ?
Chudai Karne Wale Ne Kahaa , " Main Banta Nahin Hoon , Wah To Ghar Ke Bahar Table - Kursi Lagakar Teri choot 500 - 500 Rupaye Me Sabko bech Raha Hai , Lekin Tumhe Chudwana Hoga , Kyonki maine Bhi Chudai Ke paise Diye Hain " .
Santa Aur Sex Ki Goli
Aurat Dr. . Chaddha Se - mera Pati Mujhse sex Nahin karta Hai .
Doctor Chaddha - Ye Lo , 1 Goli roj khilana .
Aurat Ne Pati Ko Ek Goli Dee , Raat Bhar Pure Josh Ke Sath sex Kiya .
agle Din usane 2 Goli Dee , To Use Aur maja Aaya .
Teesre Din Aurat Ne sari Goliyan Use Khila Di .
agle Din - Doctor Ne Aurat Ke Bete Se Puchha , Beta Kya HaalChaal Hain ?
Beta - Ammi Mar Gayi , chachi hospital Pahunch Gayi , Naukrani Ne Papa Par Balatkar Ka Case Thok Diya Hai Aur Mere Bhi pichhe Kafi Dard Ho Raha Hai . Abbu Ghar Yah Kahakar Nikle Hain Ki Main Dr. . Chaddha Ki Clinic Jaa Raha hoon , Der Ho Jayegi!!!
Ek Baar Santa Ko Natak Me Arjun Ka Role Mila .
Jaise Hee wo Stage Par pahuncha To Log Shor Machane Lage - Pagdi Wala Arjun , Pagdi Wala Arjun
Santa Sunta Raha , Achanak Gusse Me Aa Gaya Aur bola
Santa - Abe 5 Minute Pehle Ling Wali Draupdi Ayi Thi , Tab Kya so Rahe The.
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indi jokes Hndi jokes Hidi jokes Hini jokes Hind jokes Hindi okes Hindi jkes Hindi joes Hindi joks indi joke HHindi jokes Hiindi jokes Hinndi jokes Hinddi jokes Hindii jokes Hindi jjokes Hindi jookes
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Laude Ki packing bhi nahi Kholi
Santa Apni Shadi Ke Teen Din Pehle Call Girl Ke Paas sex Ke Liye Jata Hai .
Call Girl Ko itna maja Aa Raha Tha Ke usane Uske lund pe dant Kat Lee , Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya , Doctor Ne Uske lund par Patti bandh Ke टेप Lagai Aur Use achhi Tarah pack Kar Diya .
Jab Teen Din Baad Santa Ki Shadi Hui To wo Apni Patni Ke Sath suhag Raat Banane Laga . Uski Patni Ne Kahaa .
Patni : “लो Ji , pesh Hai Ek dum fresh & unused choot”
Santa Ka Dimag Bhi Kaam Kiya Aur wo bola
Santa : “tu fresh Ki Baat Kar Rahi Hai , idhar hamne To Aaj Tak lode Ki packing Bhi Nahi kholi“
16 वर्ष की चूत सेक्सी कविता
बच्चा लंड खा गया तो ? Mast Hindi Chutkule
Captain: “Mere Saath Sex करो नही तो मैं Ship को Dooba Doonga”
दो दिन बाद Aurat ने अपने Pati को Sms Kiya. Aurat: “Darling, Mene 600 लोगो को 2 दिन में 17 बार Bachaya“
एक Aadmi अपनी Pregnant Biwi से Sex करना Chahta था।
पार Biwi का Dil नही था इसलिए Wo माना Kare Ja रही Thi, Aadmi Fir से Bola.
Aadmi: “Please करने Do”
Biwi: “Nahi Jaan”
Aadmi: “Ek बार Bas”
Biwi: “Aji रहने दीजिए Na, Kahi Bachha Lund Ko Lollipop Samajh के Kha ना Jaye“
Pappu स्कूल से Rote हुए आया और अपने पिता Santa से Bola
Pappu: “Papa, मास्टर ने मुझे Mara”
Santa: “Kyun?”
Pappu: “Sir ने Puchha 2×3=?, Maine Kaha 6
Phir Unhone Pucha 3×2=?”
Santa: “Abe Bhonsdi के एक Hi तो बात Hai” Pappu: “Maine भी Thik Yahi Hi Kaha Tha“
Gaand Ke Baal Dhone he
Ek sindhi chhori shop par Jaati Hai Aur Bolti Hai: “Koi Achha sa Baal dhone ka Shampoo Dena”
Santa shopkeeper : “Agar sar Ke Bal Dhone Hai To Head & Shoulder Le Lo Or Pantie Ke Baal Dhone Hai To Pantene.”
Chhori: “Garnier De De Gaand Ke Baal Dhone Hai“
Boss And Lady In Office
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
Girl: I am in Toilet... What should I send?
Boss was fucking a lady in his office, Santa walked in.
Santa: Wah Sir, akele akele!!! Humara number kab?
Boss: Agar March ka target pura nahi hua bhosdike to agala number tera hi hai
Honey Singh on phone: Uncle, Hai ghar, hai paisa hai gadi... 2 jodi me ladki bhejo, ladki hui humari..
Uncle: hai gun hai talwaar hai aari, dubaara phone kiya to tange tood denge tumhari..
Honey singh: ok bye
Santa ki Training
Army Traning k dauran,
OFFICER ne BANTA se pucha: 'Ye Hath me kya hai?'
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BANTA: "Sir, Banduk hai...!"
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OFFICER : "Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari
Ijjat hai, Shaan hai,
Ye Tumhari MA he MA.!!"
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Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi SANTA se
pucha: "Ye Hath me kya hai?"
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SANTA: "Sir, ye Banta ki Maa hai, Uski Ijjat hai,
Uski Shaan hai aur Hamari MAUSI hai MAUSI..!"
Sardarji on Picnic
Sardar: Main is shart par jata hu ke tum mere ane tak smose nahi khaoge.
Dono ne kaha thik hai.
1 din guzar gaya sardar nahi aaya.
2 din guzar gaye.
Dono ne socha ke ab samose kha lene chahiye.
Jaise hi smosa uthaya chota sardar ped ke peechhe se nikal k bola. "AISE KAROGE TO MAIN NAHI JAAUNGA"
Pappu Jokes
Wife Ki Underwear Santa Jokes
Amitabh bachan in KBC
Question for 10 lac to Santa
What is the colour of your wife�s underwear?
Option 1 : White
Option 2 : Grey
Option 3 : Black
Option 4 : Blue
Santa : Can i phone a friend?
Santa Banta Jokes
Santa jokes in Hindi
Amitabh bachhan sms
Wife jokes
Milkar Bachha Paida Karenge
एक दिन सरदार जी ऑफिस में अपने सहकर्मियों को बाप बनने की ख़ुशी में मिठाई बांटने लगे l
एक सहकर्मी ने पूछा : " सरदार जी आप चार साल से यहाँ और आपकी वाइफ मुंबई में, तो फिर आप बाप बने कैसे ?
अगर सेकण्ड फ्लोर वाले पडोसी ने वाइफ की देखभाल की है तो बच्चे का नाम द्विवेदी रखेंगे , लेकिन अगर तीसरे, चौथे या पांचवे फ्लोर वाले ने देखभाल की है तो उसी हिसाब से त्रिवेदी, चतुर्वेदी या पाण्डेय रखेंगे l "
ऑफिस के हम दस स्टाफ मिलकर देखभाल करेंगे और कमीने तू अपने बच्चे का नाम देशपांडे रख ले l "
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