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Raja ne rani ki gand ko becha

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1 Raja tha. Uske Rajya me Ek aadmi ne ek gadhi khareedi aur us gadhi ka naam "गाँड" rakh diya.
Us aadmi ne use rajya me hone wali ek race me daudaya aur wah jeet gayi. Local newspaper ne likha  "गाँड" ne race jeeti".
Wahan ke raja ko yah bahut bura laga. Usne us gadhi ko kharid liya aur rani ko de diya.
News walon ne likha "Sabse acchhi " गाँड " rani ke paas.

Yah sunkar Raja bht sharminda hua. Usne us gadhi ko 100 rs me bech diya.

Media walon ne chhapa "Raja Ne Rani Ki " गाँड " ko 100 Rs. Me becha"

Raja ko apni galti ka ehsas hua, usne gadhi ko wapas kharida aur jungle me chhod diya.

News me chhapa "Rani ki "गाँड"  ab free aur jungli hai."

Kutte Ne Sherni Ki Gaand Kaise Mari?

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Sayana कुत्ता Aur Bahadur Sherni
Sayana कुत्ता Aur Bahadur Sherni
Ek Baar शेर Aur शेरनी Gufa Me Araam Farma Rahe Thhe.
Itne Me Ek कुत्ता Aya Aur Gufa Ke Darwaje Pe Khada Ho Ke Bola
Kutta: “Oye शेर Maa Ke Lode, Bahar Nikal Kutte Ke Beej”
शेर Khamosh Raha Kuch Nahi Bola. Kutte Ne Fir Gali Di

Kutta: “
Ben Ke Lund Sale Bahar Nikal Anadar Kyu Maa Chudva Raha Hai”
शेर Fir Kuch Na Bola Ye Dekh Ke शेरनी Ko Gussa Aa Gaya Aur Usne शेर Ko Kaha
Sherni: “Kamal Karte Ho Aap Bhi, Jungle Ke Raja Ko Ek कुत्ता Galiya De Raha Hai”
Sher: “Vo Pagal Hai Tu Chup Kar Ke Beth Ja”
Sherni: “Nahi Aap Mere Pati Ho, Aapko Vo Galiya De Main Bardasht Nahi Kar Sakti”
Sher: “Kutta Hai Vo Usko Bhonkne De, Bhonk Ke Chala Jayega”
Itne Me Kute Ki Fir Awaj Aayi
Kutta: “शेर Maa Ke Lode Biwi Ki Gaand Me Muh Chupa Ke Betha Hai, Bahar Nikal”
Bas Ye Sunte Hi शेरनी Ka Dimag Hill Gaya Vo Bahar Aa Gayi
Uske Bahar Aate Hi कुत्ता Usko Dekh Ke Baag Gaya, शेरनी Uske Piche Piche Baag Padi
Jungle Se Kuch Door Ek Sewrage Ka Chote Wala Pipe Pada Thha
Bhagte Bhagte कुत्ता Uske Anadar Guss Gaya
शेरनी Ne Bhi Bina Kuch Soche Samjhe Us Pipe Ke Ander Guss Gayi
Ab कुत्ता Patla Tha Vo Pipe Ke Aage Se Nikal Gaya Par Sheni Ka Muh Fass Gaya Andar
Itne Me कुत्ता Piche Se Aya Aur शेरनी Ke Uper Chadd Ke Usko Chodne Lag Gaya
शेरनी Ne Badi Koshish Ki Par Nikal Nahi Paa Rahi Thhi.
Kutte Ne Khub Maje Le Leke Usko Choda, Aur Chodne Ke Bad Vaha Se Baag Gaya
Kisi Tarha Se शेरनी Pipe Se Bahar Nikli Aur Luta Pita Muh Leke Vapis Ghar Ki Taraf Chal Padi
Jaisi Hi Vo Andar Gussi Use Dekh Ke शेर Ne Pucha: “Marwa Aayi Gaand?”
शेरनी Ne Hairan Ho Ke Pucha: “Aapko Kaisi Pata?”
शेर Rote Hue: “Kyunki Ki Vo Harami Do Baar Meri Bhi Maar Chuka Hai“


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Message: Ek Hathi sikari ke jaal me fas gaya .
Tabhi vahanse ek Chuha gujra .
Use dekhkar hathi ne use kaha :- Please mujhe yahan se chudao .
Mai tumhe apni gand marne dunga .
Chuha khus hua aur use jaal tod kar bahar nikala .
Chuha :- Chal .
Hathi :- kahan ?
Chuha :- us nariyel ke ped ke niche .
Hathi gaya aur chuha suru ho gaya .
Wo hathi ke gand me jata aur bahar aata .
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khidki k paas udaas baith gaya.
Biwi ko sex ki ichha hui.
Biwi dupatta gira k boli dekho
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Faujji chup.
Phir kurti nikali aur boli,dekho hawa ne mera kya uda diya..
Faujji fir chup..
phir salwar utari aur boli,dekho hawane
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Seth ek din pappu se milne shop pe aaya to wo Grahak ko Fishing Rod bech raha tha..Seth khada ho k dekhne laga.. grahak ne 800 me fishing rod kharid li..


Pappu bola - Itne mehnge joote pehan ke fishing karoge..?

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Pappu bola - Dhoop lagegi, ek Cap bhi lo, usne le li..


Pappu bola.. Fishing karte waqt bhookh lagegi to kuch khane ko le lo Usne chips, biscuit le lie..


Wo bola fish rakhne ke lie ek basket le lo.. usne le li..


Is tarah uska bill 8000 bana.

Seth bahut khush hua bola - Tum acche salesman ho, Wo keval fishng rod lene aaya tha aur Tumne itna saman bech diya..:)


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