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आरोपी - जज साहब, दरअसल Baat Kya Hai Ki ...! 
 जज ( नरमी Se पेश Aate Hue )- अरे , Safai mat Do ! Tarika बताओ , Tarika !" "



चम्पू ( डॉक्टर Se )- आपने नर्स Bahut चंगी Rakhi Hai , Uske Hath लगाते Hee Me Theek Ho Gaya ।
डॉक्टर - Main Janata हूं ..। थप्पड Ki Aawaj Bahar Tak I Thi ."



यमलोक Ke Darwaje Par दस्तक Hui To यमराज Ne Jakar दरवाजा Khola . Unhonne Bahar झांका To Ek Manav Ko सामने खड़ा Paya . 
यमराज Ne Kuch बोलने Ke Liye Munh Khola Hee Tha Ki Wah एकाएक गायब Ho Gaya . � 
यमराज चौंके Aur फिर दरवाज़ा बंद Kar liya . यमराज Abhi वापस मुड़े Hee The Ki फिर दस्तक Hui . Unhonne फिर दरवाजा Khola . Usi Manav Ko फिर सामने Maujood Paya , Lekin Wah Aaya Aur फिर गायब Ho Gaya . � 
Aisa Teen - Char Baar Hua To यमराज Apna धैर्य Kho बैठे Aur अबकी Baar Use पकड़ Hee liya Aur पूछा , "क्या Baat Hai Bhai , Kya Ye Aana - Jana Laga Rakha Hai . मुझसे पंगा Le Rahe हो?"
 Manav Ne बड़ी सहजता पूर्वक Jawab Diya , "अरे Nahin महाराज , दरअसल Main To वैंटीलेटर Par हूं Aur Yah डॉक्टर Log Hee Hain Jo आपसे मस्ती Kar Rahe Hain . "


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“पुरे गाँव में इतना बड़ा लंड  किसी का नहीं है“

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पती बीवी से: हमारा बच्चा यही से बाहर आयेगा, है ना?
बिवी मुस्कुराते हुवे: हां, लेकीन तुम झाको मत, अभी नजर नही आयेगा, बहुत छोटा छेद है."
पती: "यार, फिर भी देखने दे ना",
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Wife silent!
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Pati - Kitne me.
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1st Goes here Still a Virgin?
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हरियाणा में एक दामाद सर्दियों के दिनों में अपने ससुराल गया,

उसकी पत्नी का नाम था दामो, और उसकी साली का नाम था बदामो.....

तो उस गांव में रिवाज़ ये था कि दामाद अपनी पत्नी से मिलना तो दूर आमने सामने देख भी नहीं सकता था
16 वर्ष की चूत    सेक्सी कविता    जवान लड़की के दूध में क्या होता है.
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सास समझ गई कि दामाद क्या इशारा कर रहा है तो उसने भी जवाब दिया...

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Boy- Mera dekha?
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Chudai Karte Waqt Usne Randi Ki Choot Me Moot Diya
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Sardar : Kyo Mara?
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      / / / ⌣चुदाई के पैसे लड़के ही क्यूँ देते हैं                       बच्चा कहाँ से बहार आता हे ?

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Tawaif Ne Apne Dalaal Ke Saath Shaadi Karli,

Kisi Ne Puchha: “Aap Ke Husband Kya Karte Hai?

Tawaif: “Wo Meri Hole Sale Company Ke Salesman Hai“
BABA CHODUDAS KA UPDESH:
3 Cheeze Zindagi me ek Baar milti hai
(1) LUND
(2) PAHLI CHUDAI
(3) JAWANI
3 Cheeze Soch samaj Kar Uthao
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(2) HATHODA
(3) DARU SANG SODA
3 Cheeze Soch Ke Karo
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(2) BIGDA HUA POOT
(3) AATA HUA MOOT
3 Cheeze Choti Na Samjo
(1) SOYA LUND
(2) AATI THUND
(3) Mutual FUND
3 Cheeze hamesa Dard deti hai
(1) KUNWARI CHOOT
(2) DAKU KI LOOT
(3) ATKA HUA MOOT
3 Cheeze hamesa apko khush rakhegi
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(2) BHOJAN KI TAIYARI
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Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai to Dulhan bhag ke Parde ke Peeche Chup jati hai...
 Husband : Kya hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe laga Police ki raid par gai...
 16 वर्ष की चूत    सेक्सी कविता    जवान लड़की के दूध में क्या होता है.
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Ek Bahut Hi khubsoorat pataka Madam College Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Rahi thi...

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Ek 75 saal ka buddhe ne 15 saal ki ladki se shadi ki, Suhagrat par dono khub roye...

Kyoki ladki kuch janti nahin thi aur bhuda sab bhul gaya tha...

चुदाई के पैसे लड़के ही क्यूँ देते हैं       बच्चा कहाँ से बहार आता हे ?
 मालिक को किस        16-Year-Old-Sexy-Girls 
Marwari Jokes     Sexy sms ये लंड कैसा होता है

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Sardar sexy jokes

Sardar ne apni biwi ko

Shadi ki raat hi ghar se Bhaga diya...

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kyoki..

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Biwi ki panty pe ye likha hua tha..."100% soft and silky tested by roopchand and sons"

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Ek bar Aankh or Dil me Ladai ho gai...

DIL - Dekhte tum ho or dard hamein hota hai...

AANKH - Lagte tum ho or rote hum hain....

GAAL - Kamino!!! Thappad To Mein Khata Hu Na...

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Ladies hostel warden calls electricity office & complains: 

Aaj to aadmi bhej do, ladkiyan 3 din se Mombatti se kaam chala rahi hain....

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Ek Ladka aur Ladki dono jungle Main bhatk gaye... Dono ne 4 din se kuch bhi nahi khaya..

Girl - Aap Mera rape kar do...

Boy - kyu ?

Girl - Saala kuch to ander jayga...

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CHUDAI KI KAHANI

Doctor nurse funny joke

16 वर्ष की चूत    सेक्सी कविता    जवान लड़की के दूध में क्या होता है.

Ek aadmi mutth marta hua mar gaya

Postmartam ke liye dead body rakhi thi par uska lund abhi bhi khada tha.
nurse uska lawda dekh ke pagal ho gai.
usne chupke se kundi lagai aur skirt utaar li.
nurse ke periods chal rahe the par sex ke josh mein wo aise hi lund pe baith gai.
acchi tarah chudai karne ke baad wo jaise hi bahar gai, itne me murda uth ke baith gea.
doctor ki gand phat gai aur chilla ke bola ke abbe ye kaise jinda ho gea?
to murda bola" janab jab 2 bottle khoon ki chadhegi to jinda to hona hi tha

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