Izzat Kaun Rakhta he

PJoke-
Ek driver tezi se taxi chala raha tha,grahak dar se chillaya-Mere 10 bachhe hain kuch khyal karo.

Driver-Achha,bachhe aapke aur khyal main karu.

PJoke-
Bunty-Tum kis khandan se ho?
Sunny-Janwaro ke,papa mujhe ullu ka pattha,mummy mujhe gadha,dadaji sher ka beta aur dadi bandar kehti hain.

PJoke-
Pappu Everest par gaya,wahan ek baba pehle se baith kar tambaku ragad raha tha.
Pappu-Ye kya hai.
Baba-Masala.
Pappu-Oh to Everest Masala aap hi banate ho.

PJoke-
Teacher-Wo kaun si cheez hai jo insan ki ijjat ko mazbooti se zakde rakhti hai.
Raju-Ji,Naada.

MJoke sms
-Sawaal-Hurricane,tornado,aag aur talaak mein kya antar hai.
Jawaab-Yeh chaar tareeke hai jisse aapka ghar aapse chheena ja sakta hai.

PJoke-
Sia-Yaar 8 ka aadha kya hota hai.
Dia-0,agar 8 ko Horizontal divide kare aur 3 agar Vertical divide kare.

Hindi me Joke-
Ram-Yaar ye Automatically kya hota hai.
Deep-Tujhe ye bhi nahi pata,jab Auto mein takli ladki jaye use automatically kehte hain.

Dhoni and Yuvraaj

Cricketers par joks hinde me
पति पत्नी सेक्स कर रहे थे!
किसी ने बेल बजाई!
आदमी ने 5 मिनट बाद दरवाज़ा खोला.
दोस्त बोला :- देर क्यो लगा दी ?
आदमी :- हम लोग चटनी कूट रहे थे !
शरारती दोस्त :- "भाभी हमें भी चटनी चटाओ"!
होशियार भाभी :- "मैने तो बर्तन धो लिया है, भैया के चम्चे पर
लगी होगी, चाट लो!!!

Dhoni's MOTHER: Market se sabji le aa..
Dhoni: Par Maa aaj match haar gaye na,
Toh log bahut gusse me hain!
Mother: Meri sari pehnkar jao,
Koi nhi pehchanega.
Dhoni goes 2 mrket wearing sari.
1GIRL: Hi, Dhoni hw r u?
Dhoni get shocked: Apko kaise pata chala?
GIRL: Abbe! Mai Yuraj sing hu...😛
Market me naya he share karo.............!!!!

Whishes in hindi sms

Haste rahen Aap Hazaro k Beech mein,
Jaise Haste h Phool Baharon k beech m,
Roshan ho Aap 2niya m iss Tarh,
Jaise hota h Chand sitaro k Beech m.
"Gr8 Yor Dreem"
Wish of a Freind

CONDUCTOR OF A BUS

Ek Pahalwaan, jo 6 feet Lamba aur strong tha, wo bus me ja rha tha...
Conductor : Bhaisahab Ticket.
Pahalwaan : ham Ticket nahi liya karte...
Conductor Ghabra gaya,
par kuch kar na saka,
par vo ye baat dil pe le gayaa aur gym join kar liya...
Daily wo pahalwaan se puchta aur pahalwaan bolta ham ticket nhi lete .
Aise 6 months nikal gye....
Ab conductor bhi pahalwan ki tarah tagda ho gya....
Agle Din conductor : Bhai ticket lele...
Pahalwaan : Hum ticket nhi lete...
Conductor : chaati dikhate hue"Q nhi leta be ??". ..
Pahalwaan : roadways ka Pass banwa rakha hai,isliye nhi leta...
Simple socho yaar. Dimag ki maa mat khodo..... samajh gaye

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Student Teacher Sms

A student called up his HOD, but got his wife instead on d call.
"He died last week." she explained.
The next day the student called again n askd for the HOD..
"I told you" the wife replied, "He died last week."
The next day he called again and asked to speak to HOD.
By this time wife shouted, "I-VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND,YOUR HOD, DIED LAST WEEK!WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING.."
He replied laughing,
"I just love hearing it"

Hindi Jokes Sms Collection 2013

Hindi jokes sms 2013
BOY-Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mujse Kr Do Mai Apko Uske Vazan K Brabar Sona Duga
GOLU-Waqt do
BOY-Sochne ko?
GOLU-Nai Beti Ka Vazn Barhane K Liye


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Snta k Sar Se Khoon Nikal rha Tha
DOctor:Ye kaise Hua
Snta:Me Hatho Se Patthar Tod rha Tha To kisi ne kha"Paaji kabhi to Dimag Istemal karo"

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SNTA: Dukh to jivan ka sathi he OR sukh to aata-jata h
BNTA: Shi bat he, meri Biwi hamesha sath hi rhti he OR meri Sali aati-jati rahti h

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Sardar in a Art Gallery--Yeh bhayanak Tasvir ko aap modern Art kahte hai.?
Art Deale - Mere baap! Tu dimag mat laga. Yeh Aaina hai.!

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Snta Ko Electric Chair Pr Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gayi Jallad-Aakhri Khwahis Kya H?
Snta-Mujhe Dar Lag Rha H -------------- Mera Hath Pakd Le


--- Jism kamp gaya,
Jab snta ne bnta ki Daadi se Kha: Daadi Koi acha sa Gana to Sunao!!"
Aur Daadi Boli :I Wanna Chiggi Whiggi With You Boy

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Meri har yaad me TUM ho
Meri har soch me TUM ho
Meri har dua me TUM ho
meri har aas me TUM ho
Aur TUM ho Kutte ki DUM ho
Pta nhi kaha GUM ho


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Santa & Banta ne Zindgi me pehli bar Riksha dekha
Snta:dekho kitna chhota Taanga
Bnta:Han aur Gadha to ghoda bilkul aadmi jaisa lagta he

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Snta schol s rota aya
ma-Q ro rhe ho
snta-Sir ne mara
Ma-Q
snta-Wo banta Ko dant rhe the to maine Use Misal Di Jo "bhonkte"he wo "kat'te"nhi

Big Boobs Girl BHIGE BOBE

BOBO se tapak raha paseena,
BOBO Se tapak raha paseena, waah waah
Bhigi hui gaand aur lathpath seena,
fir wah wah wah
Ab tumhi batao "Gandu" Itni garmi me Koi kaise chode Haseena

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Happy Independence Day SMS Messages

Happy Independence Day 2013 Hindi sms

Vahi Purab he, 
Vahi Paschim he, 
Vahi Uttar he Vahi Dakshin, 
Tukde Tukde Meri Dharti ke, 
Nhi Bhulta me vo kshan.

Kaise Betee Pata nhi he, 67 Varsh Azadi ke. 
Azaad Hindustan kaisa hoga, Sapne har 1 Manav k.
Jan Jan me goonjhta Naam he, Bharat k veer shahidoo ka. 
Aaj bhi Aise veer shahidii, Bhula na sakta Hindustan.

Karvan ki pakdi h dagar aisi, 
Grihatyag balidan kiya 
Maatrbhumi ko sheesh chadhane, 
Veeroo ne kaisa Pran lia.

Ahinsa k bal Gandhi Ji kude, 
Raajneeti Nehru ji ki. 
Subhash Chandra, Shekhar jaisoo ne, 
Laaj bachayi bharat ki.
Raajguru, Batukeshwar Dutt bhi, 
Shaheed ho gye is run me. 
Amar shaheedi tbhi bachi hai, 
Swatantra bharat ke kaan kaan me.

Chale gye Angrez chod desh, 
Apni dharti tode gye. 
Bharat aur Pakistan banakar, 
Fir se Jhagdaa Chod gye.

“Angrezo Bharat Chhodo”, “Jai Hind” Hamara Nara tha. 
Bharat ki dharati Goonj uthi, Jan Jan ne yhi Pukaara tha.

Aao aaj fir se ham, Un he Paloo ko yad karein. 
Ye Shubh din Amar rahe, Bar bar fariyad karein.
Jai Hind – Jai Bharat Bolo, Desh bhakti me amrit gholo. 
Swatantrata diwas amar rahe, Hindustani dil se Bolo.

In this Article we have provided the Independence Day 2013 Hindi Shayari, Happy Independence Day 2013 Poems Wishes. If you liked these Independence Day Hindi Shayari,
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 Sexy indian jokes in english language

आज से पेश है एस एम एस का बाप सीरीज के जोक्स तो रोज साईट विजीट करे और अच्छे लगे तो शेयर करना ना भूलें
Doston aaj me aap ke liye laya hoon ab tak ke sabse acchhe jokes ki series jisme aaj se har roj 3 mast chutkule post karunga.
16 वर्ष की चूत    सेक्सी कविता    जवान लड़की के दूध में क्या होता है.
PART-1
Sms ke baap ks baap ka baap Sms ka pardada....... . . .
1. AURAT KE 7 JHOOTH
     1. I LOVE YOU
     2. ME KUNVARI HOON
     3.MUJE SEX PASAND NAHI
     4. TUM PEHLE AADMI HO
     5. AAP KA BAHOT BADA HE
     6. UPER NAHI AAUNGI
     7. SIRF EK BAR LUNGI

2. WHAT IS LOVE ?
       "L" KO PAKAD KE "O" KO DABA KE "V" MEIN GUSA KE JAB "E" KI AWAZ AATI HAI TO USE LOVE KEHTE HAI

3. PYAAR MOHABBAT DHOKHAA HAI,
 PAKAD KE THOK AGAR MOKA HAI,
AGAR WOH KARE VIRODH TO THOK LAGA KAR NIRODH,
AUR PHIR BHI KARE INKAR TO KAR DE USKA BALAATKAR

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LATEST HINDI SMS JOKES

Wife saw a signboard..
Banarsi saree Rs.10..
Nylon Rs.5..
Cotton Rs.8..
Wife : Give me Rs.500 I will buy 50 sarees..
Husband : arre oh..! surdas ki amma, istri ki dukan hai woh...!!

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Breaking News:
TodayEk Train Cycle Ki Chapet Me aayi..
Train Me sawaar Sabhi Log Maare Gaye.Cycle Driver "RAJNIKANTH"Farrar..

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Aftr Result if Pas:
TCHR-Aakhir Pdhaya kisne
MOM- Sb Baba ki kripa
DAD- Beta kiska he...
DOST- Chal daru pi k aate h

ButIf FAIL:
TCHR- Clas me koi response hi ni detatha
MOM- Sab Mobile k wjha se hua
DAD- Tmhara hi Beta h aur lad pyar kro,Sar p bithao..Sab badal jate he
Bt DOST- Chal daru pi k aatE HE

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Height of battameezi ::~
Phone rings..Tring... Tring…
Ladka : Hello chintu hai ?
Girl: Nahi hai.
Boy: Mujhe mauka do, ho jayega.........

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When Graham Bell invented telephone for the first time,
he was shocked!!
Bcoz der were already 2 missed calls from Mr.RAJNIKANT!!

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Teri Galiyon MeinNa RakhengeKadam Aaj K Baad
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Kyun KHumari Apni ... ... Gali Mein SettingHo Gai Hai

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Girl. Demanded for ice cream
boy: purchased it
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Girl : Thank you
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Boy nly thank you ???
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Girl: Oh! Now u want kiss na
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boy : Chal ge chichori paise de

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BREAKING NEWS.........Vidya balan's Blause is nominated for Best supporting role...:)

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Slam book:-
Name : RAJNIKANTH
Hobby: Collecting Tiger Tooths, Catching Bullets with Bare Hands..
My Records: Fought with an Elephant broke its Neck..
Greatest Achievement: Skated on Lava..
Silly Thing Done: Swimming on Tsunami..
Most Embarassing Moment: Coudn't kill 100 Bears with a single punch only 99 died..
Proudest Moment: When a Cobra died after biting me..
Something about me:- I really don't like to show off.

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Read INDIAN RAILWAYJOKES SANTA BANTA CHUTKULEJOKES

Diwali Sms Jokes & Messages

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Aane wali diwali mubarak ho.. .
Bhagwan kare ye aapki aakhri diwali ho. . . . .






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Ohhoo…. Muskurahat to dekho ladke ki..!

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Before The Golden Sun Rise,
let Me Decorate Each Of The Rays
With Wishes Of Success And Happiness 4 U And 4 Ur Family.happy Diwali

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Long live the tradition Long Live The Tradition Of Culture And As The Generations Have Passed By Culture Is Getting Stronger And Stronger Lets Keep It Happy Diwali

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May The Warmth And Splendor, Dt R A Part Of This Auspicious Occasion, Fill Ur Life Wd Happiness And Bright Cheer, And Bring 2 U Joy And Prosperity, 4 D Whole Yr...

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Hindi diwali sms deepawali greetings sms

Sabhko Diwali ki shubh kaamnayeHum dete hai aapko lakho duaye.Naya varsh ho purane jaisa yaadgar,Aap sabko mile apni khushiyon ka sansar…

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Laxmi Aayegi Itni Ki Sab Jagah Naam Hoga,
Din Raat Vyapar Bade Itna Adhik Kaam Hoga,
Ghar Pariwar Samaj Me Banoge Sartaj,
Yehi Kamna Hai Hamari Aap Ke Liye

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Diwali Ki Light
Karay Sab Ko Delight
Pakro Masti Ki Flight Aur
Dhoom Machao All Night

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Zamane bhar ki yad mai mujhe na bhula dena,
jab kabhi yaad aaye to zara muskura lena,
Zinda rahe to fir milnge,
Varna Diwali mai ek diya mere naam ka bhi jala lena…..

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Kumkum bhare kadmon se,
Aaye Laxmi Jee apke dwaar,
Sukh sampati mile aapko apar,
Deepawali kisubhkamnain kare sweekar.
Happy diwali!

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Jeevan mein laye khushiya aapar,Laxmi ji viraje aapke dwar,Subhkamnayen hamari karen sweekar!!Wish u & ur family Happy Diwali

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Depawali ke subh apsar per
Mere sab des basiyo ko subh kamnaye.
Ish tyohar per apko hazaro khusi hasil ho
Asatya per hamesha satya ki jeet ho Chahe aap kahin bhi raheHamesha apno ka sath ho.

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Diwali SMS |SMS in Hindi |Hindi SMS Jokes |Hindi Love SMS |Hindi Funny SMS |

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Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee… neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee… Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa… Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya …..

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Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife Tu agar kabhi de dhokha Jaan main apni doonga with a knife..!

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If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey…

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Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

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Judge – You are crossing the limits.Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?Judge – How dare you call me saala?Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

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obama,manmohan.sonia aur aishwaya train me very funny hindi joke

1bar obama,manmohan.sonia aur aishwaya train me the tabhi 1 gufa aayi kissing aur jhapad ki aawaj aayi jab train bahar aayi to obama ka gaal laal tha sab k sab chup. Sonia soch rahi thi k obama ne aish kokiss kiya hoga or thappad khaya hoga aish soch rahi thi k obama ne mujhe kiss karne k liye glti se sonia ko kiss kiya hoga aur jhapad khaya hoga and obama soch raha tha ki mnmohan aish ko kiss kiya lekin galti se mujhe jhapad mara manmohan soch raha tha k1 bar phir gufa aye mai kiss ki aawaj nikaal kar obama ko jhapad maaru abhi isne india ki politics dekhi kha hai

PATHAN ON CYCLE

Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.

Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???”



Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”

romantic shayri

Unki Nazron Mein Chupa Aaj Bhi Ek Raaz Tha,,
Wohi Chehra Wohi Libaas Tha,,
Kaise Yaaron Unko Bewafa Kehdu,,
Aaj Bhi Unke Dekhne Ka Wohi Andaaz Tha...

funny sms

One day, I was driving a car, a girl overtook me with her scooty. I shout- Buffalo..
She looked at me n shout- U Buffalo..Donkey.. Monkey stupid. After few seconds she had an accident with Buffalo..