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Sharabi Ki Daastan

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डॉक्टर बोला -
दूसरों की तरह
क्यों नहीं जीते हो ,
इतनी क्यों पीते हो?

वे बोले -
मैं तो दूसरों से भी
अच्छी तरह जीता हूं ,
सिर्फ एक पैग पीता हूं . .

एक पैग लेते ही मैं
नया आदमी हो जाता हूं ,
फिर बाकी सारी बोतल उस
नए आदमी को ही पिलाता हूं .

  Doctor Bola -
Dusron Ki Tarah
Kyon Nahin Jeete Ho ,
Itni Kyon Peete Ho?

Th Bole -
Main To Dusron Se Bhi
Achhi Tarah Jeeta Hoon ,
Sirf Ek Peg Peeta Hoon . .

Ek Peg Lete Hee Main
Naya Aadmi Ho Jata Hoon ,
Fir Baki Sari Bottle Us
Naye Aadmi Ko Hee Pilata Hoon .

Daru ki dukan

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दारूं Ki Band Dukan Ke Bahar Bheed Lagi Thi .
Ek Aadmi Baar - Baar Aage Jane Ki Koshish Karta Aur Log Use Pakad Kar Pichhe Khinch Lete .
5 - 6 Baar Pichhe Kheenche Jane Ke Baad Wah चिल्लाया: 'लगे रहो Line Me Salon , Main Aaj Dukan Hee Nahin खोलूंगा!'....

Parents Raat Ko Sex Kar Rahe Thhey Achanak Hi (funny non veg jokes)

Parents Raat Ko Sex Kar Rahe Thhey
Achanak Hi Bache Ki Neend Khull Gayi
Papa: “Beta Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Kya?”Beta: “Jab Kisi Ki Maa Chudh Rahi Ho To Bachhe Ko Kese Neend Aayegi“

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Ladka-Ladki Car Mein Raat Ko Ghumne Jaa Rahe The
Ladki: “Aaj Main Tumhe Wo Jagah Dikhaungi, Jahaan Se Mera Doodh Aata Hai”
Ladka Ye Sunkar Bahut Khush Hua Aur Tharaki Andaaz Mein Bola.
Ladka: “Haan-Haan Jaldi Dikhao, Jaanu”
Ladki Muskurati Hue Boli: “Wo Dekho Krishna Dairy“
चुदाई के पैसे लड़के ही क्यूँ देते हैं                       बच्चा कहाँ से बहार आता हे ?
 मालिक को किस        16-Year-Old-Sexy-Girls 
Marwari Jokes     Sexy sms ये लंड कैसा होता है



16 वर्ष की चूत    सेक्सी कविता   Ab Kya Pariyon Ki Gaand Dekhega
Tawaif Ne Apne Dalaal Ke Saath Shaadi Karli,
Kisi Ne Puchha: “Aap Ke Husband Kya Karte Hai?
Tawaif: “Wo Meri Hole Sale Company Ke Salesman Hai“

College Ke Trip Par Bache Ghumne Gaye Thhe, Aur Usmein Santa Ki Beti Chinki Bhi Thhi,
Jaisa Ki Aap Log Jante Ho Ki Jaha 1 Se Jyada Ladkiya Ho, Vaha Bas Duniya Bhar Ki Ajeebo Gareeb Baatein Shuru.
Ese Hi Chinki Ki Ek Friend Ne Sabhi Friends Ke Aage Ek Question Rakha.
Ladki: “Koi Btayega Ki Doodh Aur Ladki Mein Kya Faraq Hota Hai”
Chinki: “Ja Pagli Tujhe Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, Doodh Jab Gharam Hota Hai To Malayi Uper Aati Hai, Aur Ladki Jab Garam Ho To Malayi Niche Aati Hai”


चुदाई के पैसे लड़के ही क्यूँ देते हैं                       बच्चा कहाँ से बहार आता हे ?
 मालिक को किस        16-Year-Old-Sexy-Girls 

Marwari Jokes     Sexy sms ये लंड कैसा होता है

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hindi jokes

Pathan Sahab Nadi Ke Kinare Ek Gadhi Ko Chodne Ki Koshish Kar Rahe Thhe.

Par Wo Jab Bhi Uske Adner Dalta, Gadhi Laat Maar Ke Niche Gira Deti.

Ye Sab Ho Hi Raha Thha To, Usko Ek Ladki Nadi Mein Dubti Najar Aayi.

Pathan Ji Ne Bahudri Dikha Ke Kisi Tarha Se Usko Bacha Liya.

Ladki Ko Jab Saans Vapis Aya To Pathan Se Boli.

Ladki: “Pathan Ji, Aapne Aaj Meri Jaan Bachayi Hai, Aap Jo Kuch Bhi Kahoge Main Karungi”

Pathan Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Bola.

Pathan: “Oye, To Fir Tum Hamare Liye Is Gadhi Ki Taangein Pakad Ke Rakho“

5 Chootiye Doston Ki Kahani


5 Friends Live in The Same HouSe .. Their Name are 'SomebOdy-NobOdy-Mad-Fool-Brain' 
One Day ,SomebOdy kill NobOdy 
At that Time ,braiN was in bathrOom
Mad call poliCe man! Mad : Hello , poliCe man sOmebOdy killed NobOdy ! 
PoliCe man : Are U mad ? 
Mad : Yes i'm Mad! 
Police Man: dOn't U have Brain?!! 
Mad : No Brain is in bathroOm!
PoliCe man : U fool !
Mad : No Sir , acCully Fool is buSy in Reading this Msg


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Flirt With A Girl With Help Of Freinds

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Ladki kaise patayein....


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Funny Girl And Bhikari Jokes Sms

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Ek Bhikhari Ek Ghar Mein Beekh Mangne Gaya,
Andar Se Ek Choti si Bacchi Aayi
Bhikhari: “Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe De De Baba" .
Bacchi:- Main baba Nahi Beti Hoon” ..
. Bhikhari: “Bhagwan Ke Naam Par De De Beti"
Bacchi:- “Mera Naam Shruti Hai"
Bhikhari: “Bhagwan Ke Naam Par De De Shruti beti"
Bacchi: “Mera Poora Naam Shruti Kulkarni Hai"
Bhikhari: “Bhagwan Ke Naam Par De De Shruti Kulkarni beti" .
Bacchi: muje rajkumari keh k bulao
Bhikhari:“Bhagwan Ke Naam Par De De rajkumari Shruti Kulkarni "
. Bacchi: Ye Hui Na Baat, Maaf Karo Babaaa , Ghar pe koi nahi hai..

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Choot Me Kulhadi Mast Hindi Joke

Ek 7 Saal Ka Bachha Apni Ek Aunty Ke Saath Naha Raha Tha
Bache Ne Aunty Ke Niche Dekha Aur Bola “Aunty Aunty, Aapke Vaha Cut Kyun Hai?”
Aunty Ne Socha Chota Bachha Hai Isko Bahla Deti Hu
Aunty: “Beta, Wo Yaha Kulhadi Lag Gayi Thhi Isliye..
Bachha Hairan Hote Hue: “Heyy Bhagwan Choot Mein Bhi Kulhadi Lag Gayi“

Very Funny Hindi Jokes

Very funny hindi sms
1 ladki bus stand pe khadi thi . . . .
1 ladka bike pe jatta hai . . . .
Vapas ata hai or uss ladki se puchta hai . . . . Pehchana kya ??? . . . .
Ladki :"Nahi toh . . . .
Ladka :"Kya yaar, abhi to samne se gya tha

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Bhagwan ram ka love letter marwari me

जवान लड़की के दूध में क्या होता है

Log keh rahe the ki koi chutiya

Response of girl after sex

राम ने सीता को मारवाड़ी  में  SMS किया :-
प्यारी सीतुडी,
कॅाईं हाल है,
मैं अठे मस्त हूँ और तू भी चोखी होसी,
लक्ष्मणयों थाने घनो याद करें है,
तू टेनसन मती ले,
मैं थान्ने जल्दी ही रावन के अठे सु ले जाऊला,
मैंने BSNL की सिम लियो हूँ और रावन को नम्बर फ्री करा लियो हैं,
रावन को तो मैं घनी सुनाई,
वो ओ बोल फोन काट दियो कि बैटरी लो हो गिइ हैं,
मैं थाने चाइनिज फोन, दो सिम आलो, 30 दिन बैटरी बेकअप, 2 GB मेमोरी में गाना भर हनुमानये के साथ भेज रियो हूँ,
अब आपा रात में बाता करसया,
लक्ष्मणयों टोपअप लेवन गयो है,
विभिसन ने में। फेसबुक पर जोड  लियो हूँ,
लंका में काई हो रियो है, वो सब अपडेट कर देवे,
चल बाद में। बात करसया,
बाई लव यू,
थारों रामूडो......

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16 baras ki choot    सेक्सी कविता    जवान लड़की के दूध में क्या होता है.
एक महिला अपनी कंपनी की तरफ से दो सप्ताह के प्रशिक्षण कार्यक्रम में भाग लेने के लिए लंदन जा रही थी। प्रस्थान वाले दिन उसने अपने पति से पूछा – तुम्हारे लिए लंदन से क्या लाऊं ?
पति ने शरारत भरे अंदाज में कहा – एक अंग्रेज लड़की ले आना !
पत्नी ने कोई जवाब नहीं दिया और चुपचाप चली गई।
दो सप्ताह बाद जब पत्नी लौटकर आई तो पति उसे लेने एयरपोर्ट पहुंचा ।
पति ने पूछा – कैसी रही तुम्हारी यात्रा ?
पत्नी ने जवाब दिया – बहुत अच्छी ।
पति ने फिर शरारत के अंदाज में पूछा – तुम कहकर गईं थीं कि मेरे लिए कुछ लाओगी पर तुम्हारे साथ तो कुछ दिख नहीं रहा ?
पत्नी ने पेट पर हाथ फिराते हुए मुस्कुराकर जवाब दिया – ले आई हूं न! यह अंग्रेज तो है, पर लड़की ही है, यह जानने के लिए कुछ महीने इंतजार करना पड़ेगा …
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Maana Ki Tum Ko Pyaar Nahin,
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Jis Mod Pe Hum Ko Chor Gaye,
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Meri Maano Tum Iss Dil Ko,
Kuch Pal Bahelaane Aa Jaao...!!!

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GINTI KE ZARIYE SUSU KARNA FUNNY HINDI JOKE

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KG ki class teacher ne Bachcho ko ginti k zariye susu krna sikhaya,
1.Zip kholo
2.Nunni nikalo
3.Skin piche khicho
4.Susu kro
5.Skin age khecho
6.Nunni andr lo
7.Zip band kro
Wo roz check krti aur khush hoti jb Sb bache jorse chilate 1,2,3,4,5,6,7
Mgar 1 din usne suna 3,5,3,5,3,5 aur wo behosh ho gyi..!
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insurance for new car and burnt car(campus girl hot)

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A man wanted to buy some insurance for his car, so he went to the insurance company and asked for the list of coverage.

First, there was anti-fire, which has a $200 premium.
Then, there was anti-theft, which had a $150 premium.
At the end, he noticed that there was an anti-fire and anti theft policy for only $50! He asked the receptionist, ‘Why in the world do you price the policy for two problems less than that for one problem?’
The receptionist replied ‘Simple Sir. Because nobody steals a burnt car!’
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Funny Indian Railways Jokes

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NEW WARNING BOARD OF INDIAN RAILWAYS: '' Kripya Patri Pe Tatti Na Karein... . Aap Haath Se Pichwada Dhote Hain,... Kisi Din Apne Pichwade Se Hi Hath Dho Baithoge
FUNNY LETTER TO INDIAN RAILWAY
Akhil Chandra Sen wrote this letter to the Sahibganj divisional railway office in 1909. It is on display at the Railway Museum in New Delhi. It was also reproduced under the caption Travellers' Tales "in the Far Eastern Economic Review. "I am arrive by passenger train Ahmedpur station and my belly is too much swelling with jackfruit. I am therefore went to privy. Just I doing the nuisance that guard making whistle blow for train to go off and I am running with lotah in one hand and dhoti in the next when I am fall over and expose all my shocking to men and female women on platform. I am got leaved at Ahmedpur station. This too much bad, if passenger go to make dung that damn guard not wait train five minutes for him. I am therefore pray your honour to make big fine on that guard for public sake. Otherwise I am making big report to papers." Any guesses why this letter was of historic value?...............................It apparently led to introduction of toilets in trains . Read more

Aya re aya 18+ joke

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Aya re aya 18+ joke aya..

Kapde sookh rahe the..
Sasur-: ye kaala kapda kiska hai?
Saas-:Bahu ki panty hai.
Sasur-: Achha-Achha, kabhi pahne hue dekha nahi na, IsliYe pucha ?
Samjhe to share karo

Girl:main fail hona chahti ho.
Friend:Q?
Girl:papa na kaha ha ka ager tum 1st ai to car dun ga 2nd ai to laptop do ga or ager fail hoe to shadi kar dun ga. papa is great....

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CHALU LADKI   SEXY SCHOOL GIRLS

Harami bachha Dukandars se: Suji Hai?
Dukandar: Haan, hai.
Kid: Itni kyon marwayi thi ki suj gayi?
Next Day… Kid: Suji Hai?
Dukandar: Nahi.
Kid: To Dukan kya marwane ke liye kholi hai?

NANO carChalao na NANO se baan re,

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Socho agar bhagwan Ram rath ki jagah NANO car mein baith kar RAWAN se ladte to rawan kya kahta. . . 
Chalao na NANO se baan re, 
Jaan le lo na Ram re

obama,manmohan.sonia aur aishwaya train me very funny hindi joke

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1bar obama,manmohan.sonia aur aishwaya train me the tabhi 1 gufa aayi kissing aur jhapad ki aawaj aayi jab train bahar aayi to obama ka gaal laal tha sab k sab chup. Sonia soch rahi thi k obama ne aish kokiss kiya hoga or thappad khaya hoga aish soch rahi thi k obama ne mujhe kiss karne k liye glti se sonia ko kiss kiya hoga aur jhapad khaya hoga and obama soch raha tha ki mnmohan aish ko kiss kiya lekin galti se mujhe jhapad mara manmohan soch raha tha k1 bar phir gufa aye mai kiss ki aawaj nikaal kar obama ko jhapad maaru abhi isne india ki politics dekhi kha hai

SMS Jokes on Sardarji

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Boss: Where were you born? 
Sardar: India .. 
Boss: which part?
 Sardar: What 'which part'? 
Whole body was born in India . 


2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
 Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. 
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more. 


 Sardar: What is the nameof your car? 
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
 Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol. 


Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. 
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. 


 At the scene of an accident a man was crying: 
O God! I have lostmy hand, oh! 
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? 


Sardar: U cheated me. 
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. 
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! ' 

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE: 
In an interview,
 Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? 
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr...... 
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. 
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... 


Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? 
Sardar: An old king's skeleton. 
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? 
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

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Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA
1chote bache ne kbhi apna pichwada nhi dekha
1din tchr ne uske pichwade pe khub mara.
bacha ghar k aine me pichwada dekhte hue bola
ALE BAP LE DO TUKLE KR DIYE
------------------Pakistan me sardar ne 1st yr Ka exam diya or usko jail ho gayi.!
Q.?
Paper me Swal tha Zardari kab paida huwa.?
Sardar ne jwab likha
"jab Unki Maa Chudi"
------------------Santa bank Me Chilaya-
Kisi Ki noto ki Gddi Jis Pe
Lal rubr Bndhi ho,Giri h kya?
Sbne Hath uthaya.
Snta-Note to koi Le Gya,
Ye rubbr Pdi Mili he.
------------------New Style to Propose a Girl :-
Boy- Dekh Mai nahi chahata k mera ladka
bada ho k teri ladki ko line mare...
Girl- to m kya kru..
Boy- Tu Haa Bole To
'Dono ko bhai -bahan bana dete hai'

how to propose a girl?

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New Style to Propose a Indian Girl :-


Boy- Dekh Mai nahi chahata k mera ladka
bada ho k teri ladki ko line mare...
Girl- to m kya kru..
Boy- Tu Haa Bole To
'Dono ko bhai -bahan bana dete hai'

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