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Showing posts with label Kids Jokes. Show all posts

Nursery k bachho ki setting

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Nursery Class Ke 1 Chhote Se Bachhe Ne Apne Sath Padhti 1 Ladki Ko propose kiya

Boy: “Tu Mujhse Shaadi Kalegi?”

Girl: “Nahi”

Boy: “Kal Le Na”

Girl: “Nahi Na, Me Nai Kaloongi”

Boy: “Plzzzz Kal Le, Me Teko Eclaires Doonga”

Girl: “Isiliye To Ni Kanni, Kisi Aul Se Dailymilk Me Baat Ho Gayi Hai“

Budhha Mar Gaya

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1 Gaon me kisi buzurg ke mar jane
se School me chutti ho gayi,
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... School se aate waqt Bacchon ne
do Buzurgo ko dekha to ek bola :-
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Dekh,do chutti or ghoom rahi
h....:-):-) -

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Fate Hue Condom Ki Paidaish

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A Boy Asks His Mother One Day
Boy: “Mmy, Why Is My Bigger Brother Named Thunderstorm?”
She Told Him: “Because He Was Conceived During A Mighty Storm.”
Then He Asked: “Why Is My Sister Named Cornflower?”
She Replied: “Well, Your Father And I Were In A Cornfield When We Made Her.”
Boy: “And Why Is My Other Sister Called Moonchild?”
Mom Replied: “Because We Were Watching The Moon Landing While She Was Conceived.”
Thoughtfully, Mother Paused And Asked Her Son: “But Why Are You So Curious, Broken Rubber?“
Jokes on condom
Jokes about pregnancy
Name of Babies
Family Planning

Pappu Jokes

Ek shaitan baccha unknown number se call karta hai..
ek aadmi uthata hai.. Aadmi:” Hello..
Baccha:” Ullo pullo kullo !!
Aadmi:” Kaun hai be ??
Baccha:” Ek Insan
Aadmi:” Wo pata hai naam bol ??
Baccha:” Main ek ganda bacha hu !
Aadmi:” Teri to esi ki tesi Kahaan rehta hai tu ??
Baccha:” Prithvi pe..
Aadmi:” Wo to pata hai, phone kyu kiya ??
Baccha:” Tujhe pareshan karne ke liye
Aadmi:” Ruk saale..
apne baap ko bula! Chhakke ki aulaad..
Baccha:” Hello papa, main pappu… :p :O 

Kids Jokes

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Ek Chor Chori Kar Ke Ghar Se Jaa Raha Tha.....Ki Bache Ki Aankh Khul Gai........
Bacha : Mera School Bag Bhi Le Ja Varna Shor Macha Dunga......:

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