SMS Jokes on Sardarji

Boss: Where were you born? 
Sardar: India .. 
Boss: which part?
 Sardar: What 'which part'? 
Whole body was born in India . 

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
 Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. 
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more. 

 Sardar: What is the nameof your car? 
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
 Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol. 

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. 
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. 

 At the scene of an accident a man was crying: 
O God! I have lostmy hand, oh! 
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? 

Sardar: U cheated me. 
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. 
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! ' 

In an interview,
 Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? 
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr...... 
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. 
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... 

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? 
Sardar: An old king's skeleton. 
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? 
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

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