LATEST HINDI SMS JOKES

Wife saw a signboard..
Banarsi saree Rs.10..
Nylon Rs.5..
Cotton Rs.8..
Wife : Give me Rs.500 I will buy 50 sarees..
Husband : arre oh..! surdas ki amma, istri ki dukan hai woh...!!

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Breaking News:
TodayEk Train Cycle Ki Chapet Me aayi..
Train Me sawaar Sabhi Log Maare Gaye.Cycle Driver "RAJNIKANTH"Farrar..

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Aftr Result if Pas:
TCHR-Aakhir Pdhaya kisne
MOM- Sb Baba ki kripa
DAD- Beta kiska he...
DOST- Chal daru pi k aate h

ButIf FAIL:
TCHR- Clas me koi response hi ni detatha
MOM- Sab Mobile k wjha se hua
DAD- Tmhara hi Beta h aur lad pyar kro,Sar p bithao..Sab badal jate he
Bt DOST- Chal daru pi k aatE HE

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Height of battameezi ::~
Phone rings..Tring... Tring…
Ladka : Hello chintu hai ?
Girl: Nahi hai.
Boy: Mujhe mauka do, ho jayega.........

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When Graham Bell invented telephone for the first time,
he was shocked!!
Bcoz der were already 2 missed calls from Mr.RAJNIKANT!!

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Teri Galiyon MeinNa RakhengeKadam Aaj K Baad
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Kyun KHumari Apni ... ... Gali Mein SettingHo Gai Hai

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Girl. Demanded for ice cream
boy: purchased it
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Girl : Thank you
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Boy nly thank you ???
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Girl: Oh! Now u want kiss na
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boy : Chal ge chichori paise de

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BREAKING NEWS.........Vidya balan's Blause is nominated for Best supporting role...:)

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Slam book:-
Name : RAJNIKANTH
Hobby: Collecting Tiger Tooths, Catching Bullets with Bare Hands..
My Records: Fought with an Elephant broke its Neck..
Greatest Achievement: Skated on Lava..
Silly Thing Done: Swimming on Tsunami..
Most Embarassing Moment: Coudn't kill 100 Bears with a single punch only 99 died..
Proudest Moment: When a Cobra died after biting me..
Something about me:- I really don't like to show off.

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