CONDUCTOR OF A BUS

Ek Pahalwaan, jo 6 feet Lamba aur strong tha, wo bus me ja rha tha...
Conductor : Bhaisahab Ticket.
Pahalwaan : ham Ticket nahi liya karte...
Conductor Ghabra gaya,
par kuch kar na saka,
par vo ye baat dil pe le gayaa aur gym join kar liya...
Daily wo pahalwaan se puchta aur pahalwaan bolta ham ticket nhi lete .
Aise 6 months nikal gye....
Ab conductor bhi pahalwan ki tarah tagda ho gya....
Agle Din conductor : Bhai ticket lele...
Pahalwaan : Hum ticket nhi lete...
Conductor : chaati dikhate hue"Q nhi leta be ??". ..
Pahalwaan : roadways ka Pass banwa rakha hai,isliye nhi leta...
Simple socho yaar. Dimag ki maa mat khodo..... samajh gaye
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