Difference between sun and women underwear

-Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.
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Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
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Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... Forward... Backward... Forward... Backward.... Forward... Stop and eject.
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Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are screwed.

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