खाने की जगह चुदाई

Wife: Nashta kar lo.
Husband: Sex hi mera nashta hai & he starts sex.
Dopahar ko wife: Lunch kar lo.
Husband sex hi mera lunch hai & starts sex.
Raat ko jab husband aata hai to wife panty utaar kar heater ke aage baithi hoti hai.
Husband: What is this?
Wife: Hawas ke poojari, khana garam kar rahin hoon!!


After operation, a girl to Dr: How soon can I resume my sex life?
Dr: Madam aapke gale ka operation hua hai, choot ya gand ka nhi.
girl:Bhosdike lund kya tu choosega? 

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