PATI: Main itni jaldi ghar laut ke aaunga ki tumhe pata bhi nahin chalega.
PATNI: Yehi soch kar toh mujhe ghabrahat hone lagti hai.
TEACHER: Agar sachche dil se dua ki jaye toh woh poori hoti hai.
STUDENT: Rehne do miss, agar aisa hota toh ab tak hum dono ka ek bachcha hota.
MASTI: Boy and Girl playing ludo.
BOY: 1,2,3,4,5, aaya to I will kiss you. GIRL: Agar 6 aaya to?
BOY: Kabhi ludo nahi kheli kya,6 aaya to dubara meri baari.
MASTI: TEACHER: Sanju ki 5 Biwi aur 20 bachche,Raj ki 1 biwi or 9 bachche,batao kaun achcha?
BOY: Score to Sanju ka zyada hai par average Raj ki achchi hai.
PATNI: Yehi soch kar toh mujhe ghabrahat hone lagti hai.
TEACHER: Agar sachche dil se dua ki jaye toh woh poori hoti hai.
STUDENT: Rehne do miss, agar aisa hota toh ab tak hum dono ka ek bachcha hota.
MASTI: Boy and Girl playing ludo.
BOY: 1,2,3,4,5, aaya to I will kiss you. GIRL: Agar 6 aaya to?
BOY: Kabhi ludo nahi kheli kya,6 aaya to dubara meri baari.
MASTI: TEACHER: Sanju ki 5 Biwi aur 20 bachche,Raj ki 1 biwi or 9 bachche,batao kaun achcha?
BOY: Score to Sanju ka zyada hai par average Raj ki achchi hai.
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