Q: Whats the difference between ur job and ur girlfriend?
Ans: Your job always sucks!!!!!
3 Chinese men BU, CHU n FU went to USA.
They Americanized their names. BU becomes Buck, CHU becomes Chuck, Fu went back to CHINA!
Roman girl: What can you do for me?
Egyptian boy: Come behind the pyramid, I shall make you a MUMMY.
What is the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet and tight in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later.
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