बस में लड़की को कैसे छेड़े

Teacher-Shaadi kya hai.
Student-Kunwaron ke liye alpenliebe jee lalchaye raha na jaye aur shaadishuda ke liye chlormint dubara mat puchna

Ek aadmi bus mein ladki ko tang kar raha tha.
Ladki-Aap galat kar rahe ho.
Aadmi-Itni bheed mein sahi dhang se nahi ched sakta.

Sharabi Doctor se-Aap meri sharaab chhudwa sakte ho.
Doctor-Haan kyun nahi.
Sharabi-To police ne meri 20 bottle pakdi hai chhudwa do.

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