6 stages of married life: Tri-weekly, Try weekly, Try weakly, Try oysters, Try anything, Try to remember! Difficult to understand
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When you deliver a baby; baby's father will die.
Lady: Thank God! My husband is safe. Repeated
Forgetting with age: First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip your fly; and then you forget to unzip ur fly!