Girl In A Church And In A Bath

Joke(A):
Q:What is the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bubble bath?
A: One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap - gross

Joke(A):
Girlfriends are appetizers:Tastes good at any time.
Mistress are pizzas:Hot n Spicy.
Wives are curd and rice:Eaten when there is no other option!