MASTI: A boy got a job in a girls hostel. After a month the warden asked: Why didnt you come to take your salary? Boy: Kya? Salary bhi milegi?
MASTI: Passenger to speeding taxi driver: Dheere chalao, mein 12 bachcho ka baap hun. Driver: Apni Speed dekhi hai jo meri Speed per aitraaz ker rahe ho?
