Boss And Lady In Office

Guy: If you are smiling, send me your smiles.
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
Girl: I am in Toilet... What should I send?

Boss was fucking a lady in his office, Santa walked in.
Santa: Wah Sir, akele akele!!! Humara number kab?
Boss: Agar March ka target pura nahi hua bhosdike to agala number tera hi hai 

Honey Singh on phone: Uncle, Hai ghar, hai paisa hai gadi... 2 jodi me ladki bhejo, ladki hui humari..
Uncle: hai gun hai talwaar hai aari, dubaara phone kiya to tange tood denge tumhari..
Honey singh: ok bye

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