Kiss Ke Baad Kya Hota He

 Ek-kiss k baad kya hota h?
socho,
sharmao mat.
STUPID!
Kya hota he bola na ?
Its easy
Ek-kiss (21) k baad
Baa-iss (22) hota hai,
Kaam par dhyan do
romance par nhi.
Ab Valentine day khatam ho chuka he.....

Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife..!
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Girl : Ohhh..! What's Your Wife's Name..?
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Boy : I'm Not Married Yet..!!


Ladki Bade Udas Mood Mein Apne Boyfriend Se Kahti Hai
Ladki: “Meri Rishta Aya Hai, Bahut Jaldi Hi Meri Shadi Hone Wali Hai”
Ladka: “Wow, Tab To Hum Bina Condom Ke Bhi Sex Kar Sakte Hai“



Superb VALENTINE IDEA FOR UR GIRL FRIEND...
1. Ask what she wants.
2. Buy online.
3. Enter her address.
4. Select ''CASH ON DELIVERY ..!!

Ek ladka apni gril frnd ko le kar ghumne jata hai,
aur boht tez barish ho rahi hoti hai.
Socho boht tez barish ladka ladki akele socho kya hota hai
socho
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socho
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Nahi pata
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ladki ka makeup utar jata hai aur ladka dar ke bhaag jata hai.

Joke: 
Emraan Hasmi day special...
Sweetest kiss : Sar par
Loveliest kiss : Galo par
Romantic kiss : Hontho par
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The hottest kiss :
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Bike k Silencer par...
Try karo.
"DARR KE AAGE JEET HAI !"

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