Chodu tota aur Choot par tattoo

Girl 1 Tattoo Artist se bhav puchhte hue
Girl: “tum meri jangh par tatoo banane ke kitne rupaye loge?”
Tattoo Artist: “Rs.100/- Bagh, khargosh aur sher ke liye, lekin Giraffe Free me bana sakta hoon
(Samajh me aya ho to share karo)

Totey Ne Galti Se Sex Ki Goli Kha Li Aur Garam Ho Gaya.
Malik Ne Use Thanda Karne Ke Liye Freezer Mein Rakh Diya.
20 Minute Baad Usne Darwaza Khola To Tota Paseene Mein Dooba Hua Tha.
Malik Hairan Ho Gaya: “Abay Tujhe Freezer Mein Itna Paseena Kyun Aaya Hua Hai?”
Tota: “Bhosdi Ke Tujhe Kya Maloom Jami Hui Murgi Ki Taange Kholna Kitna Mehnat Ka Kaam Hai“

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