2016 Mast Sex Jokes

Chinki Ki Friend Ne Us Se Pucha.
Friend: “Yaar Jab Hum Ladkiya Mini Skirt Dalti Hai To, Kitni Sexy Lagti Hai”
Chinki: “Haan To?”
Friend: “Soch Agar Ladke Bhi Mini Skirt Pahne To Kaisi Lagenge?”
Chinki Hasti Hui Boli: “Church Bell Ki Tarha“



Ek Hijde Ko Deshbhakti Ka Bada Shonk Thha, Ek Bar Usne Socha Ki Main Bhi Army Join Kar Lu.
Wo Army Ke Sare Test Pass Kar Gaya Par Medical Mein Doctor Bola.
Doctor: “Aapka To Lund Hi Nahi Hai, Aap Naukri Kaise Kar Paoge?”
Hijda Gusse Mein Aake Bola- “Kyun Doctor Sahab, Aapko Goli Chalwani Hai Ya Apni Maa Bahan Bhi Chudwani Hai“



Ladka Ladki Akele Bethe Pyar Bhari Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe
Ladki Ne Bade Pyar Se Ladke Ko Kaha
Ladki: “Mujhe Na Aapke Chutkule (Jokes) Bade Achhe Lagte Hai.”
Ladka: “Haan Janu Mujhe Bhi Tumhari Chut Aur Kulhe Bade Pasand Hai“



A Girl Was Having Sex With 4 Boys In Hostel Suddenly Girl Look At The Clock.
Girl: “OMG! 11 Baj Gaye, Main Bohat Late Ho Gayi Hun, Mujhe Ghar Jana Chahiye.”
Boys: “Meri Jaan Thodi Der Aur Ruk Jao Na.”
Girl: “Aur Nahi Ruk Sakti Na, Mere Papa Na Bina Wajah Shak Karne Lagte Hain.“



Ek Baar Ek Pathan Ek Ladki Ki Gaand Maar Raha Thha
Achanak Pathan Bola: “Oye Hum To Batana Hi Bhool Gaya Humko To AIDS Hai”
Ladki Dar Ke:” Kyaaaaaaaaaaa”
Pathan: “Oye Hum To Majak Karti, Hum To Sirf Tumari Gaand Tight Karna Mangti Isliye Esa Boli“



Santa Ko Judwa Bachhe Chahiye Thhe
Socho Usne Kya Kiya
Sochho
Sochho
Sochho
Sochho
Yaar Dimag Lagao Its Very Simple
Abe Vo Santa Hai Uski Tarha Soch Na
Nahi Samjh Aa Raha, Chalo Mein Bata Deta Hun
Usne Condom Ke Ander 2 Hole Kar Diye

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